So, im texting my friend and shes at the doctor. She said the doctor, which I though was funny, that when he sits down, his pants are so tight, that you can see his balls when he sits down. Apparently, once of them, the right one, is bigger then the other. She said it was kinda hot xD I asked her why she was looking and she said "Im not...a little." I thought this was funny!

So, what are some of those funny, and or awkward stories you have over text?

that's really quite gross reminds me of these dumb girls i know who always point out when girls pants are too tight and they get camel toes it's like "okay tmi, thanks." plus you cannot unsee.

but no, my texts consist of "okay" or "sure".

That is awkward...

I can only think of one funny/awkward story i had via text with my Aunt. I had/have some female issues so i went to they gyno... I was kind of nervous about going, just cuz i get nervous anytime i go to the dr. So I texted that I was going to the GYN and that I was nervous. She replied with someone like oh no girl once you get used to it its fun. I was like :O! It turns out, she thought I meant that i was going to the GYM. Silly aunt.

I had a guy text me just yesterday and ask me if I was okay with writing or saying the word vagina.

My old therapist wore pants like that. Only he was very unattractive and it was one of those "train-wreck" situations (where you want to look away but can't 'cause it's so horrifying).

A few months ago I texted my sister's girlfriend saying "please kill me" while at my cousin's baby shower (I'm not a baby-person). She apparently thought this was hilarious, and told everyone at our last family reunion. D= lawls!

My mom uses that T9 dictionary thing with her texting, which can lead to hilarious word-use errors and stuff. Last night her dog was whining and she sent me this:

"Would you glue yuki water for me"

No problem mom, I'll glue the dog some water xD And also one from my sister a while ago, regarding my dad inviting us over for dinner:

"Lmk he'll prolly grill chicken or something"

Lmk? What? D:

My friend usually sends me the weirdest texts. Like the other day he went to the school's restroom and afterwards sent me this text which was something like 'jesus christ so gross, there's this stench on the first floor at the restrooms it's fucking crazy. like they all decided to go collective shitting.'

me and a mutual friend were both in class when I got the text and pissed ourselves laughing. It might not sound as funny though, translated to English and all.

The best text-conversation I've had lately was with a friend of mine after she got a new phone. We talked for a few hours about how hot our Housing and Interiors teacher is, which then progressed to a discussion and decision about how Mr. Crook (renamed Mr. Douche) is gay for Satan, and how they cannot admit their love because they're too afraid.

We're weirdos.

well not really.. but me and my boyfriend have extremely random conversations, such as singing the campfire song song over texts, and him nuking a giant chickenturtle that was blockading the sun and causing global cooling. .__.

-edit for bad spelling-

I dont text, old fashioned ^^