-srsly dying @ these messages-

You rip open the giftbox to find ... WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE PLAGUE! SO YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL! The Plague Ruffies!

You rip open the giftbox to find ... WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SKELETAL STRUCTURES! SO YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL! Bones!

Thanks for making my day, whoever you are. XDD ❤️

You rip open the giftbox to find ...

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE VOMIT! SO YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL! User Heart Vomit Sticker! Back

Thank you! XD

Well that gifter must be quite old then. Congrats on the gifts. ❤️ xD

I love the anon gifters. They make me smile a lot and remind me that there are lots of nice people on Subeta.

Agggh, even more! Who are youu? T__T

You rip open the giftbox to find ... WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T HAVE LARGE, PULPY ROUND ORANGE FRUITS WITH FIRM ORANGE SKIN AND NUMEROUS SEEDS! SO YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL! Pumpkin Notebook!

You rip open the giftbox to find ... WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THIGHS! SO YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL! Gnawed Thigh Bone!

You rip open the giftbox to find ... WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SEX! SO YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL! Sex Berry!

-DIES- Okay, that's just the best one ever.

You rip open the giftbox to find ... WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE DIRT! Jar of Dirt!

WHOEVER THEY ARE, THEY'RE OLDER THAN DIRT. XD

XD Oh my, that made me seriously giggle. Old but generous ^_^ ! Congrats on the gifts.

wtf, I giggled too bad with Saga ones -dies-

Rofl These messages are great The sex berry takes the cake xD

Congrats!

Best lines from an anom. gifter EVER!!!

LOl i giggled at that and almost made milk come out my nose!