Monkeytreefrogg
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You know what this pic implies and what to do with it...

Now your uterus just exploded</p>
<p>Item Hunters Bomb from Monkeytreefrogg!
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<p>This is the sound of your ovaries exploding...

BOOM!</p>
<p>Acorn Bomb from Monkeytreefrogg!
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<p>Keiths Bottled Angst from Monkeytreefrogg!
ALICIA MY UTERUS CANNOT TAKE IT OMG
tabatha
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<p>Here&;s a book, because I know you love reading</p>
<p>Hazels Secret Design Journal from !
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And something to see how lucky you are since you can&;t get a real lotto ticket for another 365 days</p>
<p>Raffle Ticket from Tabatha!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFEYYYYYY</p>
<p>I know that technically, it isn&;t your birthday for you for another 40 minutes, but I couldn&;t wait any longer. I&;m too excited about spoiling you a bit!</p>
<p>Topaz-Encrusted Popoko Plushie from Tabatha!
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And lastly, a companion owl, because I&;d be the worst wife ever if I didn&;t get you something fandom related!</p>
<p>Have the best day ever, and know I love you tons!
xxxxxx</p>
<p>Enchanted Eagle Owl Feather from Tabatha!
awhhh wiiiiife, thank you so much♥
gambino
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Are you old yet?</p>
<p>Maids Wig from !
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Ish your birthday.</p>
<p>Peekaboo Boink Blue Stockings from Gambino!
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Not yet?</p>
<p>Poison Threat Bondage Belt from Gambino!
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You&;ll never be as old as I am. ):</p>
<p>Happy birthday to my favorite Subetan. <3</p>
<p>Sweet Morning Antique Hair Brush from Gambino!
i'll be as old as you eventuuuually~ just not at the same time. :'c
kitten
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You know what this is..</p>
<p>Steel Throwing Darts from
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yiiiis, thank you ber~
steve
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HERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW CAKE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. LOOK AT IT. IT IS FULL OF RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES AND IT IS THE MOST CELEBRATORY THING THAT THERE EVER WILL BE FOR A BIRTHDAY. I LOVE YOU.</p>
<p>Rainbow Cake from !
definitely one of my favourite messages. omg.♥♥♥
ALSO IDK WHERE YOUR OTHER GIFTS WENT? i think i closed out of them :'c idk I'M SORRY and THANK YOU MEL
poison
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Happy birthday my awesome wife! You so fly it looks like this gorgeous man himself crafted you ohohoh. LOVE!</p>
<p>The One Ring from
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oh my god i cannot take all the sam, reedus, and corgi pictures and gifs my ovaries are DEAD from the first two and the latter kills my brain in happiness
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You know what to do.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN!</p>
<p>Woven Silk Platinum Cut from POISON!
aw yiiiis reedus.
unique!♥
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Happy birthday!</p>
<p>Red Birthday Balloon from Anonymous!
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We hope that it is amazing!</p>
<p>Happy Sixth Blueberry Cake from Anonymous!
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And we hope to celebrate it with you next year!
<3 Unique!</p>
<p>Underling Strapped Sandals from Anonymous!
thank you, unique.♥
if it wasn't for you guys, there's pretty much no way i'd still be on subeta this year. i love you aaalll~
mieke
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EVER.</p>
<p>1 Week Gold Account Medal from !
EVA, FOREVA EVA?
posh
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By the lovely
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FUCKING
ROYALTY.

dat one is by me.</p>
<p>i didn&
;t think merlin would be fond of a new furry friend (unless he got to use him/her as a pillow of course), so in his... demanding interests, I got you a virtual one instead. he was the only one at the adoption center, and they said he would be your best friend. not quite sure how merlin would feel about that, but we don&
;t have to tell him that, do we?</p>
<p>happy birthday my love. i hope you like him! 8)
i love you ♥.</p>
<p>1/3</p>
<p>Doggy Bags from
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I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE I GOT MERLIN ART OH MY GOD i am so excited to show my dad bahahaha
also, the corgi's name is.. hm. graham. c:
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So, I know this wasn&
;t under your birthday section of your wishlist... but I thought you&
;d like it!
Happy birthday, dear!
I&
;m so happy to have you as a friend, and you&
;re the best I could ask for. Even if I do... diss you for video games or don&
;t text back. ♥ I love you to death, and I hope you know that. I really hope that you get spoiled today, because you deserve it more than anyone.

let&
;s throw a bubble party.</p>
<p>Double 00 Ebony Hair from POSH!
did you listen to your voicemail yet?❤️
omg thank you, brit. i just. cannot thank you enough seriously THANK YOU
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happy birthday from all of the corgis</p>
<p>Ears from POSH!
uhtehdtfighfl corgis yeeees
valhalla
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Happy birthday to you (cha cha cha)!</p>
<p>Fretful Grooms Dress Shoes from !
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I hope that you have a wonderful birthday, I love you very much and am oh-so-glad that we became friends!</p>
<p><3
Kal</p>
<p>Morosbane Scroll from VALHALLA!
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Happy birthday to you (cha cha cha)!</p>
<p>Dark Mage Amulet from VALHALLA!
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Happy birthday dear Julen!</p>
<p>100 Credit Gift Card from VALHALLA!
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Happy birthday to you (cha cha cha)!</p>
<p>Subeautique Invitation from VALHALLA!
thank you for everything, kalalala♥♥♥
will ping in a minute, once i see if i screwed anything up royally majorly by coding this.