33 new alerts. WHAT IS THIS? ? ? Care to explain? (Apologies for the large, GIF-heavy post, BUT CERTAIN PARTIES MADE ME DO IT!)
WHAT, INDEED?
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..."no birthday"?!
What do you mean, "no birthday"?!?Yes, I have no birthday. Not even Norma Shearer can believe it.
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WELL I AM NOT BUYING THAT "NO BIRTHDAY" STORY
We shall find a way to fix that!flails Myrna Loy is my favorite actress, and I love that little nose wrinkle she does. ^u^
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AND Buster Keaton? You are going all out! Buster K is my ultimate favorite comedian. He's so brilliant!
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Heeehee. I did have several moods when opening these gifts; shock, when I noticed all the packages; happiness when I saw GIFs of all my favorite actors/actresses; and a bit of self hatred for not talking to everyone more. xD I feel like a jerk for procrastinating on all my social stuff. D:
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Haha, wow. That's a cool GIF. Katherine Hepburn actually makes a convincing guy with that rad stache! :)
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You have no idea how appropriate this GIF is for me. I was really amused to see it. :) (And I love those sail pants! flails )
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WHERE IS THAT CONFETTI
WE NEED MORE CONFETTI
CONFETTI IS NEVER ENOUGH
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Time to dance!

Heehee. Chaplin was so ahead of his time. Take that, Michael Jackson! ;)
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Haha, Young Frankenstein! Nice! And as a side note....you know...I have actually never danced a step in my life. I've always wanted to try, though.
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Yes, we must dance on all the instruments! ALL OF THEM! Or make outfits out of instruments, like this. :3
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YEH
DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS LOOKING 8DBUT SOMEONE IS ALWAYS WATCHING! hides (The suspicioid with this gift is so perfect. xD)
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Yay, more Mickey~! gasp And another Mysterious Bottle~! Yay! I love that item ever so!
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Yes! And you supplied me with quite a few super lovely swirly umbrellas! :D
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Whoa, that Norma Shearer GIF is awesome~! (And I have wanted that mirror for a long time! :w; )
....Wait...I somehow got my spoiler numbers and gift numbers mixed up. ....oh well. ^^;;;
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oks this might've been kind of a cheat as it's a new animation BUT OH WELLThe GIF might be cheating, BUT THE GIFT IS TOTALLY FOUL PLAY! A CW?! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!?
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The image for this one didn't work for me but that's okay! :) I'm sure it was super rad!
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...no nothing, this is totally unrelated
I was just looking for b/w images and found this
AND IT WAS SO CUTE THAT I DIED
I still want to print it out and color it like a little child 8D
P. S. I THINK I NEED TO INQUIRE YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTER FOR NEXT TIME. /nod
P. P. S. I couldn't resist the happy thought ;D You're totally in need of some more of those! Also. Remember. People (normally) do not bite. So I hope you can come out and interact a bit more with uss ;3
D'awww, that IS super cute! I want to color it, too! D: And I like most Disney characters. I think Stitch and Oswald are my favorites. It's hard to choose, though....
I am very sorry for not being very social. I don't know why I do it. It's nothing you guys do! It's just hard for me, so I procrastinate, and then I figure it's too late to respond...and then that just repeats in a vicious circle. Gah.
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Worf looks ready to party.
Either that, or he's very confused
Bahaha, this made me laugh. ^_^ Klingons love to par-tay! And dress up in fun party costumes.
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Snazzy tweed blazer is snazzy.
It is quire snazzy, indeed! :)
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WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US YOUR ACTUAL BIRTHDAY? ^^
Never! I ain't spillin' the beans! :P
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Clip-On White Collar
I do, indeed!
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Are you quite sure?
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Pale Boney Forehead Ridge
SO YES, HAPPY BIRTHDAY THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE YOUR ACTUAL BIRTHDAY.
WE HOPE YOU'LL TELL US THE REAL DATE IN THE FUTURE.
BUT FOR NOW, WE CAN HANDLE THIS

OH MAN, THAT IS SO PERFECT! I had to go track down that episode and watch it. IT IS AMAZING! fit of utter joy
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Well, we all know I am not the most creative with messages. I think you guys are doing great! I have been having a blast reading all your cute little notes~!
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No worries! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO ME...AND YOU, TOO!
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Yes, I do! And I have been wanting this one for a cosplay of a character of mine. ;w; He loves trenchcoats, too.
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I took stuff off my WL for a reason, you know...
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SNAZZY SNAZZY SNAZZY! I'm gonna look so swell with all these fab coats, collars, and shirts!! I'mma be a sharp dresser! (Sorry, I couldn't help but think of that video with all these neato clothes! An man, could Leslie Howard wear those clothes well or what?)
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This wasn't on your wishlist, but it seemed like a norfie style wig, so I just had to send it
Whoa, I didn't even know this item existed! It is a very "norfie" style. You know me so well! :)
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I think so, too. O_O
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You remember that Blanche and I chose a birthday for you, right?
SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE YOUR ACTUAL BIRTHDAY BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO TELL US!
I do remember that...now....after you bombed me. xD And why can't this be my birthday, hmm? You already declared it to be. So here, I now declare this to be my official unbirthday birthday! I have spoken!
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Red Parrot Plushie

D'aww. He's so talented! I like that little fellow.
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Fire Wand
Fire Wand from Sher!
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By the way, I am like hyperventilating, because you chose the swellest GIFs! Myrna Loy, Buster Keaton, Norma Shearer...all my favorites. AND Star Trek! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!? You must have worked so hard to dig up all those GIFs and images! It's so awesome! tears of joy
Gee, you guys are the berries! But if you keep this gift bombing up, I'll be forced to take drastic measures!

BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH! You guys are so sweet.
This surprise really made me smile.... and then realize I am a terrible person for not being more social, but then I further realize how insanely sweet you guys are for putting on this shindig for me anyway! ;w; I promise to try harder to be more chatty.

And I know you're putting the screws on me to spill my actual birthday, but I'm not squealin'. Ya get me? ;)

Explain? WE TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. YOU CAN'T JUST GET AWAY WITH "LALALA NEVARRRR" BECAUSE THEN WE'LL DECIDE ON ONE OURSELVES ^_^
Besides, we ❤️ your face ^_^
AW NO DAMN IT THE BROKE?! BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST ONES /sobs incontrollably /ATTEMPTS AGAIN I SHALL NOT GIVE UP

HAH! That's the "dance ON the piano" one 8D
AND I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT UNBIRTHDAY ON JULY 20 (except you didnt log on! aksdhjks) 8D
[edit] UPLOADED IT ON MY OWN n_n
Oh, and I forgot to mention it in my first post, but I responded to each of your gifts/messages withing that big spoiler blob. :)
D'aww, that's sweet of you. (And see, your made-up birthday date worked just fine!)
Haha, that is an awesome GIF! :) Thanks for the unbirthday wishes! I did have a good day. In fact, the day after my unbirthday, I stayed home and watched old movies and read 1930's detective fiction all day. It was awesome.