No, this is not me looking to indenture servantize any of y'all.
At some point this morning I became aware that much of the chocolate we eat comes from child slavery. Probably, anyways, I found those statistics on a comedy website that I fell asleep while reading.
But regardless of whether or not that Hershey's kiss I ate was "blood chocolate" or not, I think we can all agree that child slavery is bad, right?
Right. Unfortunately, I'm making about twenty dollars a week, so I don't have money to donate. Even more unfortunately, I'm not some amazing artist that can get people to pay for my drawlerings through contributions.
So I'm taking a shot in the dark here and offering writing in exchange for donations to this foundation...or any foundation that's specifically for the end of modern-day slavery When you click "give" there, it will ask you what kind of member you are. Don't sweat it, at the bottom you can just click donation.
Just send me a screenshot or forward me the confirmation email or something that proves that you donated (I'm guessing the minimum is five dollars?) to this or to any anti-slavery group and I'll write you whatever you want and have it to you within two weeks.
Anything.
I mean anything.
If you want graphic hot Dumbledore on Eddie Sparkledick action written in a throught provoking and intellectual manner I will write it for you
Hell, if you want me to write you Edward/Bella in a serious way that sounds like I actually enjoyed the book I will write that for you.
Original Characters, Mary-Sues, Gary-Stus, Pets, sick and twisted NC-17 shit (note that all things nc-17 should be discussed through smail or other means once we get talking about the details) I have no limits and nothing I will not write.
Got an essay you don't want to do? I can probably do that for you too. You'll have to ask me about the specifics but I've read most of the high school literature, plenty of the college literature and if it's political or scientific I know how to write those too. However, for things like this I require a donation of at least $25, since there's a lot more pressure on doing something for school.
give me two weeks to write your piece, please I do have a busy life, including school and just...life, so I do need time.
EXAMPLES
Madaleine owned by aristokrata
Kitsune Akiko owned by xcloud
There will be one Donation slot, and one SP slot at a time. The Sp slot will indeed be much cheaper because it's not for charity and is just for myself.
Donation Slot 1.
Sp slot 1.
has first dibs on sp slot if she wants it. Also babe you can pay me like...... a freaking zombie mask since I totally never finished Toby's story. Do you want me to do that still? Cause I totally want to X_X
If I've forgotten anything feel free to ask or point it out. I'm talking on the phone and half asleep while I type this, so yeah. XD Don't know if I'll get any bites on this whatsoever, but better to try, right?
oh and ping me
Awwh god, this is such an amazing thing to do, really ❤️ I'll have to think about sending some Euro over or something, but psh watches momma from the corner of her eye She wants me to save every penny for college. OMG YOU'RE AWESOME NEVERTHELESS PUCKY.
It's so nice to think of me, too, I didn't expect that hug If you're still up to writing Tobey's story, I'd looove that. But don't expect just a zombie mask, silly xD And I'd really prefer if you did donation commissions waaay before mine, cause mine isn't serious business. At all.
XD College is super important <3 Its why I can't send any money of my own over yet, at least not until I get some more god damned hours X_X
and of course, yo! <3333333333 Like I said I love your characters so much =3 things just get hectic at times, I can't wait to finish his story ^_^