What are some things you people associate with summer? Do you hate summer, why?
Best answers will geettt..... something. :D I just can't think of any more on my own.
Best answers so far:
: "my fucking central air vents getting clogged because of my selfish cats sleeping on them"
: "Deciding whether to keep my window open and listen to hobos yelling or shut it and die of heatstroke."
[spoiler=Whooves:]I hate summer because people are active, walking around and riding their bikes and shit. GET OFF THE ROADS OH MY GOD I WILL RUN YOU ALL OVER!!! Now I'm always looking more times than usual when backing up because you never know when some 8 year old is going to streak behind your car.
Also, the kids are out of school. I work at Wal Mart okay, the kids now attend summer day care at Wally World. So everyday I get to hear them shrieking and running around unattended and throwing random objects just because they can. Tying them up and leaving them in the laundry hampers would get me fired and possibly landed in jail so I just deal with it.
Oh, and the weather is warm enough for the Jehovah Witnesses to come to my door EVERY MORNING to murder trees by handing me pamphlets that I just use for litter in my guinea pigs cage. Look, you can have your beliefs whatever, STOP SHOVING THEM DOWN MY FREAKING THROAT BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE! When I say go away, GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK. I didn't change my mind in the last 24 hours I promise. I'm going to start leaving my guard dog tethered in the front yard I swear to god. GET PAST HER AND I MIGHT LISTEN TO YOU
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the first three things that popped into my head were watermelon, swamp ass, and my fucking central air vents getting clogged because of my selfish cats sleeping on them
Sent you something since the last one made me giggle.
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oh man, that was so sweet of you u thank you so much!!
You're welcome! I happened to have one in inventory :P
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The smell of sunscreen Wearing pretty dresses Deciding whether to keep my window open and listen to hobos yelling or shut it and die of heatstroke.
I decided a while ago that my ideal day would be spring in the morning, fall in the afternoon, and winter at night. I just cannotttt do summer and would rather skip it entirely :emo:
The constant buzz of the air con, BUGS, sweltering heat, and a whole list of other unpleasant things about summer . . . I seriously just straight up hate summer.
You don't have a wishlist ): But I sent you something for the last reason. haha.
Summer is just terrible. I'd rather skip it entirely.
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Warped Tour. c: I mean, summer is concert season after all.
Also gross temperatures. It should be against nature to be over 100 degrees. Nobody likes it to be that hot. >.>
Edit: Oh, and I can't forget the lovely sight of all the hairy, out of shape, middle-aged men who think mowing their lawns shirtless is okay. Summer is so great. p:
Oh, and I wish I was kidding, too :P Thank you so much though, that was a surprise!
That's kinda scary, but still entertaining xD You're welcome (:
Uhg. Can someone PLEASE notify them that it is NOT okay to go outside like that...
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I mean, if they're happy I guess they have every right to be outside letting everything hang out. I think the whole neighborhood would just prefer that they didn't. haha
The least they could do is put 6-10ft hedges around their yard. haha
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Most of what I think is from my childhood
Huge fields of lightning bugs (also called fireflies) like we had hundreds of them it was so awesome The smell of manure cuz we lived in the country right around fields XD And swimming in Lake Michigan.
I also think of skunk smells and lots of dandelions lol
- Summer is 2 weeks of bad sledding up here in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. And mosquitoes you can saddle up and ride.
collecting Fireflies are great, but we don't have them here ): Cows, skunks and dandelions... not so much.
Uhg. Mosquitoes... I don't miss those terrible things; they are the epitome of evil, regardless of what people say is worse.
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When you grow up with the smells, manure and skunk don't seem so bad lol
I loved how many dandelions would grow in our backyard and I'd spend like an hour picking out the best ones in huge bouquets that I'd bring in the house lol. My fingers would get all sticky and I love the smell of them. Forever arguing that dandelions ARE flowers XD
I guess not, I grew up in a swampy part of a mostly pine forest, so... Different, but still not the best.
Dandelions ARE real flowers, but they're invasive. I'd like my other flowers to actually have a chance to grow as well xD
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