This morning my husband was joking with my kids and said "Mama doesn't love me anymore" and my 6 year old son says(with the most straight unconcerning face) "just go get a new one". What the hell?

omg :p Ive heard that one before, but from my hubby thinking hes funny. he likes to tease me and say he shoulda kept the reciept cause now hes stuck with me. lol. asshole.

Lol, that is cute! I will have to tell my hubby that tonight.

haha but really though kids sometimes just say the funniest things. like the other day (ive got 5 kids you see) I had to go to the store and I was goin to take one of the kids and my other kid asked me "why cant I go too?" I said, well, cause *** doesnt listen to daddy when I leave. So my kid told me...lol..."Ugh, well then IM not gunna listen.." I was just standing there with a blank shocked look like O_O what? LOL. how old are/is your kid/s?

I do not think I could handle 5 kids,how do you do it? XD Kids do come up with some stuff. When my oldest was 2 I told him to eat his spinach and he said "Do I look like Popeye to you?" I have 2 boys, they are 6 and 8.

haha I wuld have said "NO, and thats exactly why you need to eat it" ;) lol five is hard though they are takes a deep breath 7,6,4,2,1 lol 3 girls two boys.

Oh man, I would pull my hair out. XD

My son says the funniest things too. Like, the other day, we where at the playground. There was a little girl with his mom, who was rather, huge to say it nicely. My son watched them for a minute, ran to me and almost shouted: "Mommy, I can't go on the sledge, the big woman is in the way!" You should have seen the look on my face when the woman turned around o.O I smiled gently and leaded my son to a different thing to play, but I was so embarassed XD

LMAO. Makes you feel so loved, eh?

Oh no, that would be embarrassing. Poor lady, I imagine she was embarrassed too though,lol!

Tell me about it.

He is always like that XD He can never shut it. Okay, he just turnd 4 this June, but still, sometimes I want to vanish from earth when he talks, but at least he does it in a cute way ^^

That makes you feel loved. Not old enough to have kids, or get married. But its funny for me thinking back to see if I said some funny stuff.

My kids have said things that have embarrassed me too. Sometimes you wish they had an off button on their mouths in public XD

When my sister was little (she's two years older than me) she asked my mom if my grandpa had a baby in his tummy. My sister was probably around 3 or 4, and in her mind, big tummy means baby, because she'd just gone through me being born.

Well, my little sister is like that a lot. She has Asperger's/Autism and so even though she's ten she's got the mind of a six year old. She's mostly daddy's little girl, but when I try to take away Mom's attention (even if she's not doing anything with her) my sister will demand all of her attention with some antic or other. And then she's especially horrible in the stores, but that's led to me being embarrassed by almost nothing. Ah, but I do love the horrible little beast so. She's sweet when she wants to be. xD

xD I'm sorry but that's funny. What did you're husband say to that question?

Apparently I'm not replaceable in our group of friends, which is a good thing..I guess...

lol kids. they are so silly.

Aww, you poor thing! lol

When I was litte I don't think I really understood that my mom was actually my mom - she babysat two other young kids all the time who just ran around our house calling her by her first name, so I did the same. For my first 2-3 years of life I didn't call her Mom, I called her by her first name only. :P

Lol,that is funny!

Not really anything because we were both laughing XD

Thats cute :)

THAT is hilarious! XD