So I have this friend. God Bless the little fella, who just happens to say the most stupid things (on a regular basis)

This by far is my favourite!

In regards to a DOGFOOD commerical

i have friends like that, its so random. ;D

I'm so like that, I'll just say random things and go on rants out of the blue all the time.I think I get it from my influences, though.

Me: "I'm going to start a club called "Amelia Earhart is still alive", 1897 (when she was born) isn't that old." Mom:" Eh, okay." Me: "...You have no sense of humor, I'm TRYING to start a conversation HERE!" -goes on rant for 20 mins about humor and how nobody has it anymore-

I know it wasn't really funny, but things like this have happened many times before.

yes I have friends like that. one of them thought that Hugh hefner (which she pronounces as hook) was the captain from Peter pan.. i just couldn't stop laughing

Im on a hairdressing course, and i said to my supervisor 'god id hate to have a job where im on my feet all day'

-_-;

I say weird stuff all the time just like that :)

I have a freind like that. His name is justin. He has an account on subeta. He doesn't go on though...

My mother and sister are a good source for saying stupid things. For instance, when my mother said, "What does snow have to do with a blizzard?" I believe she was thinking about Dairy Queen blizzards, though. Or when she said, "Zero's a number?" Uh... yeah. I have no explanation for that one. My sister once said, "I know why we eat turkey on Thanksgiving. The pilgrims came from Turkey!"

My friend once when we were in KFC said, "Oh I didn't know this chicken was from Kentucky."

We just looked at her.

lol me n my friends have the weirdest conversations.

she will be having a conversation with me and then forget what we were talking about. she is weird.

LOLOL i say and yell out loud weird stuff :D I'm always shouting out MAKING BABIES! When a teacher asks where a student is or what their doing xDD I don't get in trouble for it thank god o_o; and i lovee saying the opposite of what strangers say :D Andd i can start a whole new topic about random stuff. We could be talking about clothing then ill change it to my hamster xD