I work at a nursing home as a CNA. Everyonce in a while, you get to sit and talk. We'd been on the topic of pregnancy and what not. I kind of wanted to know... I asked my nurse, "Did you poop yourself when you gave birth." She said, "Yeah. I had the big mirror above me and I didn't have my glasses on. I was like, 'wtf is that' Someone handed me my glasses. 'OMG I AM POOPING ON MYSELF. I AM SO SORRY'" My coworker and I were laughing so hard we couldn't breathe. One of the Alzheimers patients walked up and said, "What are you guys talking about?" The nurse said, "Poopin' on ourselves." The resident paused for a second, got bug eyed and said, "...That's gross."

Dead! Dead! I couldn't breathe anymore. Feel free to share some of your own.

But that happens to every or almost every woman that's giving birth.

Doesn't make it any less embarrassing, I'm sure.

Not the point!

I don't really have any interesting conversations at my work at all. In class though, I like when the discussion turns to weird childhood shit. I just find that stuff really funny, like the weird stuff you did when you're kids.