Lenny (TP guy)
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<p>Hey new friend. Name&;s Lenny. So like I was just hanging around with some buddies of mine and we were all thinking. The world, man. It&;s like a dangerous place or something. What could make it like LESS dangerous?</p>
<p>The answer is totally simple, friend. TP! We just gotta y&;know, wrap the whole world in it. And not that cheap single ply stuff. Nah, I&;m talking Charmin Ultra level stuff here. That stuff is super soft! If you fall on it I bet it wouldn&;t hurt at all. And if you get sleepy you can just lay down anywhere on that fluffy stuff and take a snooze. But y&;know the world is HUUUGE we can&;t do it all on our own. So you gotta help. I can trust ya, right? Right!</p>
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<li>He shoves a few rolls of Toilet Paper into your arms before wandering off to pester someone else. *
I don't think I'll forget how difficult it is to clean soggy toilet paper up, either. Thank you for the gift and the sentiment, anon, but I'm not quite sure I agree with this.
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* A strange and spacey looking dude wanders up to you carrying a basket full of rolls upon rolls of nothing but bathroom tissue. *
Hey new friend. Name's Lenny. So like I was just hanging around with some buddies of mine and we were all thinking. The world, man. It's like a dangerous place or something. What could make it like LESS dangerous?
The answer is totally simple, friend. TP! We just gotta y'know, wrap the whole world in it. And not that cheap single ply stuff. Nah, I'm talking Charmin Ultra level stuff here. That stuff is super soft! If you fall on it I bet it wouldn't hurt at all. And if you get sleepy you can just lay down anywhere on that fluffy stuff and take a snooze. But y'know the world is HUUUGE we can't do it all on our own. So you gotta help. I can trust ya, right? Right!
* He shoves a few rolls of Toilet Paper into your arms before wandering off to pester someone else. *
LOL .... well uh yeah sure why not C: I know a few places, thanks Lenny~
I got the same exact message from this guy! Lol, thanks for the TP, Lenny! Totally far out.
Same here :) I love when NPCs get involved in the action!
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Thanks for the rolls of toilet paper my stoned friend, I'll... try to fulfill your wishes runs off to the portable toilets
Thank you for the colourful toilet rolls Lenny 8'D These will make my bathroom look so much more fabulous.
Thanks, Lenny!
Any idea if this is the start of another wondrous user-sponsored event? crosses fingers
The last one was sooooo much fun!
In the meantime… I have some TP to share! :)
I got it too! Thanks Lenny! throws TPs over Subeta
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<p>* A strange and spacey looking dude wanders up to you carrying a basket full of rolls upon rolls of nothing but bathroom tissue. *</p>
<p>Hey new friend. Name&;s Lenny. So like I was just hanging around with some buddies of mine and we were all thinking. The world, man. It&;s like a dangerous place or something. What could make it like LESS dangerous?</p>
<p>The answer is totally simple, friend. TP! We just gotta y&;know, wrap the whole world in it. And not that cheap single ply stuff. Nah, I&;m talking Charmin Ultra level stuff here. That stuff is super soft! If you fall on it I bet it wouldn&;t hurt at all. And if you get sleepy you can just lay down anywhere on that fluffy stuff and take a snooze. But y&;know the world is HUUUGE we can&;t do it all on our own. So you gotta help. I can trust ya, right? Right!</p>
<p>* He shoves a few rolls of Toilet Paper into your arms before wandering off to pester someone else. *
TP IS NEVER ENOUGHHH Love this idea anon XD thank you!
* A strange and spacey looking dude wanders up to you carrying a basket full of rolls upon rolls of nothing but bathroom tissue. *
Hey new friend. Name's Lenny. So like I was just hanging around with some buddies of mine and we were all thinking. The world, man. It's like a dangerous place or something. What could make it like LESS dangerous?
The answer is totally simple, friend. TP! We just gotta y'know, wrap the whole world in it. And not that cheap single ply stuff. Nah, I'm talking Charmin Ultra level stuff here. That stuff is super soft! If you fall on it I bet it wouldn't hurt at all. And if you get sleepy you can just lay down anywhere on that fluffy stuff and take a snooze. But y'know the world is HUUUGE we can't do it all on our own. So you gotta help. I can trust ya, right? Right!
* He shoves a few rolls of Toilet Paper into your arms before wandering off to pester someone else. *
I just got this too, thanks Lenny! I'll try my best to fulfill your wish.
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<p>Hey new friend. Name&;s Lenny. So like I was just hanging around with some buddies of mine and we were all thinking. The world, man. It&;s like a dangerous place or something. What could make it like LESS dangerous?</p>
<p>The answer is totally simple, friend. TP! We just gotta y&;know, wrap the whole world in it. And not that cheap single ply stuff. Nah, I&;m talking Charmin Ultra level stuff here. That stuff is super soft! If you fall on it I bet it wouldn&;t hurt at all. And if you get sleepy you can just lay down anywhere on that fluffy stuff and take a snooze. But y&;know the world is HUUUGE we can&;t do it all on our own. So you gotta help. I can trust ya, right? Right!</p>
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<li>He shoves a few rolls of Toilet Paper into your arms before wandering off to pester someone else. *
I just got this, thanks man :) I agree that the world is dangerous, I try not to go outside because of that 😨
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I got something from them too~
Thanks Lenny~!
The message was kind of adorable.
Thanks Lenny....I love me some TP!! I will try and help ya out....wonder what part hasn't been TP'd yet?!
Wait, I mean who might be low on some of this wonderful colorful tp. yeah that's it.
LMAO I know so many people like this irl, and had just come in from a pretty surreal convo when I got this. So much fun! :D Thanks, Lenny! 💞
Lenny, of course you can trust me. As you said, I'm your new friend. Thanks for sharing, and for the gift of loo roll. It does look very comfy, and completely safe - you know, you're absolutely right about that. It's good to know that someone is so concerned with the safety of others. Of course, I will endeavour to wrap the world in VIP toilet paper while you spread the word.
Oh man, free tp! Fancy, fancy tp can only be good when you're hanging out at a festival -I think we all know the condition the loos are in right now, and they'll only be getting worse. 8I ...not that that's what I'll be using these for. .__.; I'll... I'll most certainly wrap at least something in this soft, soft paper of yours, aye~
Thanks, Lenny!
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- A strange and spacey looking dude wanders up to you carrying a basket full of rolls upon rolls of nothing but bathroom tissue. *
Hey new friend. Name's Lenny. So like I was just hanging around with some buddies of mine and we were all thinking. The world, man. It's like a dangerous place or something. What could make it like LESS dangerous?
The answer is totally simple, friend. TP! We just gotta y'know, wrap the whole world in it. And not that cheap single ply stuff. Nah, I'm talking Charmin Ultra level stuff here. That stuff is super soft! If you fall on it I bet it wouldn't hurt at all. And if you get sleepy you can just lay down anywhere on that fluffy stuff and take a snooze. But y'know the world is HUUUGE we can't do it all on our own. So you gotta help. I can trust ya, right? Right!
- He shoves a few rolls of Toilet Paper into your arms before wandering off to pester someone else. *
Thank you Lenny. You go and spread that word.
Going Fishing!!! 🐟