I ask, because it says: "Oatmeal sure loves all the VIP attention he's getting lately!"

What is the deal with you and this goat? XD I'm pretty sure he likes everyone petting him :*

I'm sure Oatmeal just likes all the paper he's been eating.

Come to think of it, I didn't see any other food or water

:O

have either of you Pet-ted Oatmeal? Are you VIPs or regular Tickets?

Goats are amusing, if you've ever owned one.

VIP treatment means he's being treated well, not that he's only being tended to by VIP members.

I mean really, does this look like a goat that would turn down free food and ear scritching from anyone? :P

I've worked with a few few goats before, they can be adorable. Oatmeal sees like an awesome goat.

Oatmeal's a boy? But he looks like girl!!

That's all I have to say right now.

He has never said that to me. I'm sure it just says that for VIP members.

there must be something tasty in teh VIP bangle then. I wonder if he gets frustrated that while it looks like people are giving him something he wants to eat by bringing it closer, he's getting petted instead.

That is reassuring to hear, something tells me as delicious as paper is, Oatmeal needs a little more

/stops handing out Free Oatmeal picket signs