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With this dress you wont even need music, because the gears make it as you glide along the dance floor. While it is nice to not need a band whenever you're in the mood to dance, it is extremely loud and may cause damage to your ears. Wearing a stylish head piece might be able to solve that problem, but I haven't the foggiest idea where you would find an item such as that. Also, make certain your gorgeous hair doesn't get caught in the workings of this dress as it would be rather painful. It seems I haven't sent you anything in a while, so I thought this would be a pleasant surprise. How have you been? Have you been causing any mischief? Sincerely, Your Anonymous Friend P.S. This was very difficult to type on a tablet. I don't think I'll be sending more presents this way. I'll stick with my laptop from now on.

Gear Ring Dress from Anonymous!

Ahh, beautiful! /puts it on It's quite heavy but I can't deny the cogs do make a beautiful tinkling sound... C: Thank you so much anon, you continue to dazzle me with your writing skills. I've been pretty busy so I haven't been on lately and I have a lot of catching up to do with a lot of people, sadly. /feels guitly This definitely made me smile wide! I hope you've been well.