So today I had to go to the store to get some Clorox, I had some cleaning to do. I pay for my bottle and head outside to get on the bus. I get on the bus when someone near me sees that I have a bottle of bleach. When I'm nearing my stop, all of a sudden he starts talking to me.

He starts to tell me that the BEST cleaner he ever made to clean dirty objects would be to take the Clorox and add a tiny bit of ammonia.

He suggested that I add AMMONIA to BLEACH. I think I just stared at him for a good minute before I said. I want to just clean out my cat's litterbox, not my braincells! I then get off at my stop.

SO. CC. Have you ever gotten IDIOTIC advice from someone before that you knew better than not to do?

Um...nothing springs to mind, but your story made me giggle. I think I learned when I was...oh I dunno 10 that I shouldn't mix bleach and ammonia. xD

hah i never knew not to mix ammonia and bleach :/ i cant think of any stupid advice i've gotten ... apart from one time when my friend who was rather promiscuous told me you can't get pregnant from your first time so i shouldn't be worried about contraception. I was like o_O uhhm...

In all honesty, why can’t you mix the two?

It creates chlorine gas. :x

Should I assume correctly in saying that that can be harmful to ones self?

You'll be cleaning out your brain more than what you originally intended

Haha, well it’s safe to say there wouldn’t be much clearing out for me xD Sorry for being so slow today.

My boyfriend's mom always gives horrible advice so I never listen to her, but she thinks she's all that because she has seniority over me.

I dunno I guess maybe she's trying to get back at me, because I KNOW she's a moron. :3

roflmao

I would have told that guy to shut up! There are some people that DON'T know that the combination of those two chemicals are harmful.

In fact, it's supposed to be common knowledge you should never mix chemicals.

Ohhh :P Brings a whole new meaning to 'stranger danger'.

i was asking my friend Elvis for advice about my boyfriend like a year ago. he was my boyfriend's best friend so i figured he'd help me figure out what to do since me and my boyfriend weren't working out too well. after a deep conversation he turns to me, looks me in the eye and says seriously, 'Tori, in times like these, i think it's just best to do what i do... hit it and quit it'.

my reaction was just like.............. =____= thanks Elvis...

at least now you can tell people that Elvis once told you to 'hit it and quit it'. xD

maybe he was joking...

nobody is that stupid... o_O

DamnXD

Me Dad told me not to date black people 'cause they were all drug dealers. I'm sad to say he was being seriousO.O

That made me laugh really hard. XD Haha sounds like he tried it himself, judging by his knowledgable advice...

o rly? my dad said the same thing about white people :(

xD You guys have great stories.

Hmm well I don't have any about advice, BUT I do have a few funny tidbits about my brother =u=

He thinks a prostitute is a politician.

He also came up to my boyfriend while we sitting on the couch and leaned in close. He sniffed, pulled away, and stated "You smell like cherries and beautiful."

xD