Florida State Rep. Charles Van Zant (R) says the aim of Common Core is to “attract every one of your children to become as homosexual as they possibly can.”

How does he draw this conclusion? Well apparently, the company Florida hired to create Common Core testing (not the people who created/envisioned/started Common Core) has a page on their website that discusses LGBT research and how attitudes and bullying hurt children. One page of their very extensive and very diverse website that covers a huge range of topics. I guess, because on that single page they don't condemn being gay, they are obviously part of the gay agenda and will do everything in their power to turn children gay!

There are so many valid issues to question about Common Core. But I guess that must be too boring, not enough attention grabbing to talk about. Nope, one must fight Common Core 'cause it will make your children gay! How do people like this ever get elected?

I knew those evil gays were behind that common core shit. Just one of the many evils they bring to this world. Like hurricanes, terrorist attacks, and the men who look better wearing 6 inch heels and a mini skirt than I ever will.

sooo now doing math= homosexuality? dang and here we had other more plausible ideas when it was hiding in life all this time

All I could think of was the scene on Idiocracy where that cameraman's like: "Why do you keep trying to read that word? You a fag?"

What.

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If this is not an example of Insane Troll Logic, I have no idea what it is.

But...seriously...wtf. Kind of makes me want to go take a test just to be all insert middle finger here