Because if so, I am about to be very livid.
The 'desktop version' doesn't do anything, so I'm assuming either I somehow switched to mobile or something else is going on.
I'm having the same issue. I can't switch back to a normal desktop version, and I don't know how to navigate around the site to certain areas I'd like to go to, like my vault.
nnnAaaaaargh!nnI can't don anything now 'cause the site is messed up. I want the old layout back!nnI swear the motto of this place is,nn"If it ain't broke, fix it -- then it will be."
Okay, I guess the mobile layout was being edited and they accidentally made that the default. Try clicking the switch button a few times and then wait. In a few minutes, you should be back to normal.