So, I was told to do project for my dad, and the more of a smartass I was, the more he would pay me. I had my pick of three topics, which I will list below.

1. 3 pages on a blade of grass
2. A computer website on anything
3. A list of reasons why Bidoof, Magicarp, or Joey's Rattata are the best pokemon, period.

I picked the first, 3 pages on a blade of grass.

It just so happened that, that day, I was going to buy my friend's pet bird. This bird loved me, and would sit on my shoulder and fingers for hours. So, I grabbed a single blade of grass, put it on my finger, put the bird on my finger over it, came out of my room, and told him that the bird's name was "three pages".

So, I had Three Pages on a blade of grass.

I got well payed.

Now, here's the part where YOU come in, friends. I want to see who can come up with the most interesting way to pull these off. Any of the three would be cool.

Have fun!

My first thought was putting three actual pieces of paper (or book pages if you like messing up books) on top of a blade of grass.