Someone asked me if I was feeling alright at work because I was holding my belly (nasty stomachache...ugh), and I told her no.

She then proceeded to ask me if I have swine flu and if I ate any pork recently.

Lulz.

Someone needs to brush up on their swine flu facts.

Anyone else pretty much being singled out because they're not feeling good?

i'm always singled out cause of my constant headaches :x

yeah, i'm sorry, but my head does hurt every time the weather changes it's not like i want it..

haha yes!

me: my toe hurts. them: SWINE FLU~ quarantine her plz.

Yikes, me too.

The neurologist says its stress related so my mom frets every time I cringe and forces tea down my throat. Although swine flu related, I made the mistake of mentioning that the right side of my throat was bothering me and my family got all nervous.

Swine flu indeed.

I sneezed yesterday and my friend joked "OMG you haz teh piggy flu!!!" (pronounced that way too) And I was like "Yeah I was chilling with some illegal mexicans yesterday". We didn't notice people were listening though so half the class was like O.O

xD

I don't know if you'd call it 'singled out' but today my friend stole some candy from the principals office (she's such a badass, I know.) and handed me a piece. So I ate it. Then a couple minutes latter (after I had swallowed it) she goes ''Holy shit! Who got the vanilla?'' and I said I did, then she goes ''Oops, I licked that one. DAMMIT! I really wanted that flavor!'' then suddenly my guy friend comes up to us and yells ''OH.MY.GOSH! YOU'RE GOING TO GET SWINE FLU!''

Apparently, allergies now equal swine flu.

I sneezed once, and everyone around me was just like, "0.0!! Swinefluomg! flee"

My friend was. haha, she was complaining about being sick & so we were joking around about it a little, and Marissa (our one friend) took us seriously and FREAKED out. It was so funny. xD

I like all the people wearing the hospital masks. :/

Freaks me out, man.

I would've been like: Yeah, last night, I ate ten slices of bacon and two pounds of sausage. And this morning, I made pork chops. Fresh from the farm... Why? in a panic tone Do you think something's wrong with me?!?!?!? Then proceed to have a meltdown

XD

Last week, me and two friends were sharing a popsicle and Gar was all like, "OMG EMERCENCY SWINE FLU HEEEELLLPPP!" It was hillarious.

This happened to me, except I said my foot hurt and my boyfriend said it was swine flu. And he broke up with me. No joke. :P

But then again... he was a bit of a brat and it wouldn't have lasted long anyway. >> Someone actually told him that soreness of the limbs was a symptom and I guess he got scared and stopped coming to school for a couple of days. I cracked up when I heard this. See... My neighbor has a confirmed case of swine flu. Blah, not long now before I die from it, dammit. :(

And my foot is better. :P

I read this post on an LJ community (customerssuck, it's awesome, go check it out) about this employee who had seasonal allergies and sneezed because something was in the air when the door opened, and this woman started screeching and saying she had the swine flu and started bitching to her manager about it, saying that she shouldn't have come to work if she was contagious... lolol. Fun stuff.

My mom also asks me if I've washed my hands every five seconds, and my dad doesn't want me on a plane because he's afraid I'll get sick. D=

People are wearing masks already? Wow. No one seems that freaked out where I am. Yet. I hope people here don't start wearing masks. ;x That's way creepy.

I have allergies to pollen. Now I'm sharing this fact with everyone so they know I don't have Swine Flu. :P