Okay so getting a nickname is sort of like a right of passage in my group of ragtag amigos, and once you get one it sticks. For forever. Most of ours are quite strange and funny so I'll go through the list.

Lunchbox, Two liter, Gingy, Del-fag, T-Gay, Hairyanne, Daffy, Cripple, Mako, Binx, Gooch, Monster, and Rin-Rin.

I'm called God... long story/inside joke lol. There are more but I can't think of them right now.

So what are some nicknames you have or your friends have that make people go "Lol wut?"

I used to say "squee" a lot, so now my friends still occasionally call me "Squee-Chan" or "squee." XD

xD Are you serious? Squee is a really old nickname of mine but it's been changed to Squeak now because I squeak when startled lol.

... calls me Pokey IRL.

I don't have a weird nickname like that. Most people I know call me Jazzeh, Jazzy, Jazz, or Jasmine... a few variations here and there, but those four are the most common.

Actually, now that I think about it... I used to have this habit of blinking too hard, and people would call me Blinky for it. It wasn't a well-known nickname, but I'm sure if I saw the main guy who called me that, he'd still say it... in fact, I probably still have the habit of doing that, but either it's died down since then or I don't notice it because I'm not in school and no one's around to taunt me about it. xD

[user=Gut-chan] calls me Trin, and most everyone else calls me tree. Then again my name is Trina, so it's reasonable. :P.

Darla, Darlita, Leprechaun, Smurf, Pandora's Box, Fuck Lips, Derrel, Nugget, Oh and Nasty Bitch

Good times...good times. [edit] Each one of these has a story, but that would take far too long xD

Patty or Stumpy .it came from my over the top obbsesion with Patrick Stump.

I had a friend who called me The Van and you have to point off into the distance when you say it. I don't really know how to explain that one. I also was Carebear at camp once cause i had a pink carebear bandanna though I wasn't a big carebear fan it was just cheap and cute.

Crouton Because my little brother couldn't say Caitlin and called me Caiton, which my dad turned to Crouton.

I used to be called Jesus by some friends... inside joke.

I also get Melican the Pelican God and Happyawesomel, but they are both based off of my name, so they aren't too outrageous.

I've had the nickname Ninny for about 5 years now. Its off the show Angela Anaconda. No idea why I got the nickname tho xD

My boyfriend calls me several things, but mostly I am "peach" or some form of that. The reason that name came about is kind of.. not a long story, but it would be hard for me to explain. I've just had it for a very long time. ^_^ My mom calls me Lulu-bell or something like that, but um.. I really can't think of any others.

Jeff.

Why? Because there's 3 Sarahs in my year(all in the same form too). Me and one of the other Sarahs are best friends and so I started getting called Sarah Jeffers(last name)/Sarah J to avoid confusion. Then someone decided to call me Jeff and it stuck. The other Sarah(my friend) gets called Barry. I actually hardly ever answer to 'Sarah' unless it's a certain voice I recognise e.g. motherling.

We are known as Barry and Jeff :p

Oh and people have an obssession with saying my name. No idea why.

"Everyone calls me Philip even my mum. Because when i was little i wanted my name to be Philip becasue i wanted to be called Sir and i thoungh all you had to do to be sir was have a boys name."

Oh my god, that is so cute. xD

My german friend's nickname is Yeti. Some of my stranger nicknames are Loopy Lou, Sexy Legs, Pancake, Scoot/Scout, Demdem and Fanny. :D

i've had a few, but the one that sticks out is definitely klea, kle for short my sort-of best friend's been calling me like that for 7 years now if someone should say mia, she's gets all like 'it's kle, not mia -_-' yah, i'm not allowed to say my own name in front of her :P

LOL...my friend insists on calling me Jesus...:P But she's a bit of a nutter, really. Other than that, Lucifer. But that's just a play on my actual name (Lucy). But I think those two fit together nicely, aha ;P

Per (pronounced like "Pear"), short for Perin. When I was little, I had a hard time with my "e" and so I just used P in front of my name to help it. My mother thought it was cute and started calling me that.

My stepfather gave me the name, "Weiner Kid." I used to watch Nickelodeon's show, "Weinerville" religiously. I only get called that when I'm being teased. It's really weird for me to have him call me that. :x

Some of my favorites are for since I know her irl and have for many, many years.

She used to be called Murk since her username was Murkzy, but now I call her Pixie Stick coz she got her hair cut really short like a pixie. I also call her Libs, Libermister and Libbykins, all of which stem from her real name.

I call chainmail Andy irl, for the simple fact that he makes chainmail all the time xD

As for me, I've been called Anica, Annie, Jor, Shin, Sa-chan, Jor-chan, Nox, Sasori-donna, and Kitten by my friends irl and by several people online XD

None for me. I grew up with a boring, nicknameless name. Now my name is awesome and perfect, but I don't consider it a nickname because it will be my real name, once I get around to going through all the legal crap to make it so.

My fiance calls me Peach, which isn't weird, but it has a funny little story behind it. Before we were even together, we were talking on the phone one day and I was kinda down in the dumps, and out of nowhere he was like "Don't be a sad harvest peach!" And I just had to laugh, and he explained that he was eating yogurt called harvest peach, and he just said it without thinking. So now he calls me Peach ^_^

I call him Poo, which is weird, but its history has nothing to do with me and was started by some of his college friends after a series of nicknames. -poo was tacked onto his name, and then it degenerated into just Poo. I started calling him that after he started calling me Peach. No one else calls him that anymore, except one of his friends' girlfriends, who I'm 96% sure only does it to try to annoy me and make me think that she's closer to him than she really is, or like.. trying to lay claim over him because he had a crush on her once. Or something, I don't understand her mentality at all :x

So.. yeah. Nothing exciting (: