'kay, so earlier today, I stopped by the drink machines before my next-period class to get some tea. I hear the bottle go down the chute, but in doesn't drop into the slot. Frustrated, I put more money into the machine, then BOTH bottles of tea come down, but now they're STUCK in the slot. So imagine my teacher's reaction when I come in three minutes late and explain how I had to fight with the machine to get my drinks! XDD

I got tons more funny stories, but I wanna hear some other people's first.

Arm stuck.. ouch XD

When I was like.. 12 or 13 we went to church as every saturday evening and a pretty nice band played some nice songs. Anyway.. as they finished playing a song the whole church was VERY silent for 30 seconds or so. In this 30 seconds I hiccuped open mouthed and LOUD like 4 times in series (my dad was so mean to make me giggle about my hiccup and BAM, at that 30 seconds my mouth was open - thanks dad!). Everyone was staring at me. XD That was horrible for me (at that age at least).

I once was on a very public road at a protest. For about a half an hour, I had been holding my sign upside down.

I had been wondering why people were pointing and laughing.

I was a very nervous, socially awkward child in middle school. Seventh grade my reading teacher asked me to give a speech in front of class telling why the other students should read the book I was reading -- or, at least I told her I was reading it (I was really reading something completely inappropriate for school, full of sex bits and murder but I didn't want to tell her that). So the entire time I was just fumbling my way through it, mostly only saying 'um', 'yeah', and 'uh'. My classmates brought it up for the next three years as often as possible. ;_____;

B-but!...TTwTT

OMG!!! Lol ur story is funny.

my bf was walking down the hall holding my hand when he leaned over and smelled my arm near my armpit and he laughs and says

i was facepalmin the rest of the way to class

ha ha ha you guys are telling "embarrassing" stories, but none of these are horribly embarrassing. Go read a 17 mag and you'll find humorous embarrassing stories.

Yesterday I got out of the car and started walking into the store when a gigantic surge of wind caused my skirt to fly up, and it didn't stop. I wanted to die. It was like Marilyn Monroe x10. I'm sure there were a few people who got an eyeful as I struggled to keep my skirt down in the short walk. Whoops. o_x

When I was about 11, a friend and I were at this arcade-like place. They had a rock-wall, so we figured, why the hell not? The guy in charge of it told us how if we decided we wanted to stop, to just let go and he would lower us down on the rope. As we climbed, some younger kids walked over and were talking to him about something. It was then my fear got the best of me and I let go, but the guy was distracted by the kids and just held the rope still. So I swung around on the rope and almost went upside down before he finally noticed and lowered me.

Those kids were laughing at me.

I agree with Gush. That wasn't very funny. You should have added about how you split your pants or something. I would have laughed, then. Maybe.

But my grandparents never let me forget the time I ran the John Deer tractor I was driving on 'rabbit' speed into the space between the wall and the car. Hehe. I got over the patio (which is about two inches above the ground), past the swings, and then into the spot. It's horribly embarrassing, but perhaps not too funny.