seriously. my sister sometimes has her friends over, my mom likes to feed them because my mom is nice. my grandmother used to get so angry at it. she called them mooches and it just wasn't a fair thing to say about 10 year olds.

she ALWAYS expects the very worst out of people. sometimes she checks my cat to make sure he's alive when he's asleep. if her cat won't come in she says that "SHE HAS FOUND ANOTHER FAMILY :(!!"

just right now my sister and her best friend went in her room and my grandmother asked what they were doing, it went like this:

"What are they doin?" "Playing." "They're probably watching tv." "There's no tv in the room." "Then they went in the OTHER room. " "No...dad's in the other room watching tv." "HMMMMMMMMMM" "They're probably just coloring." "scoff scoff"

also earlier she put rice in the cat bowl for our cats because they were out of food.

i mean, i love her but she's so crazy. WHAT ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHERS? or other relatives?

my nana/grandmother is one of the sweetest people i know. ): she lives with us, and always offers to do the dishes for my mom, feed the pets, and other things like that. and she rarely, if ever, says something negative about someone. i don't really know my other grandparents that well, except my grandfather's going senile and my other grandmother... is just normal, i guess. i don't really know, i don't see them very often.

she used to be nice, but she's always been a little self-absorbed.

oh and she also likes starring at people/things outside. it's very creepy and nosey. i don't like an old lady with hair like albert einstein looking at me when i walk by.

My grandmother, while we were in a restaurant, loudly announced to everyone "OMG U R GOIN 2 C HARRY POTTERS PENIS LULZ" this was last year when I was planning to see Equus. Everyone looked at me. I wanted to just die, I have never been publicly embarrassed before that (one of the bright sides of being a homeschooled shut-in). I'd pick your grandmother over mine any day.

My grandmother was only concerned about her death.

She had two grave plots, then decided to be buried with her husband. She would constantly talk about her funeral. She bought her death dress early. Decades before her death, she was planning this out.

Your grandmother sounds like mine.

the other day my mom, dad and grandmother decided to pick me up and when i was getting into the car my grandmother said "IS THAT A BLACK PERSON? :O" but my personal favorite was when she said "THERE SURE IS A LOT OF MEXICANS AT YOUR SCHOOL." she's actually said that on two seperate occasions;. it's like, please stop talking so loud grandma, i don't want to be shanked. :(

lmao

My grandmother had a crush on that weatherman Storm Field?

He's gay. and we told her. she was sad.

I miss her lmao.

we used to have my cousin and her 4 year old son live with us, and my grandmother was convinced that he HATED her. all because he didn't listen to her when she said 'don't touch the walls and make them all sticky'. he's four, grandma. he can barely pee on his own, i don't think he would hold a grudge against you...

And wow, damn. That person actually sounds more cynical than me, by far, which is saying something. I can be pretty cynical. xD Maybe she's just... old fashioned. ^_^; /hopes she won't become that

my family is not religious so we don't go to church but my uncle has taken her to church a couple of times, to get her out of the house. i don't think she likes it because of all the people rofl.

i wish my grandma talked about things like dildos. dang. my grandma just says that the jonas brothers are yummy.

once i told my mom i wanted my lip pierced and she's like "what? for oral or something?"

D:

My Grandma on my dads side was the sweetest thing ever.:) Even in the nursing home she was in when she died, all of the staff just loved her!

On my moms side, she was a little insane and annoying, but I still loved her. She was the only person who ever called me by my middle name.