Hey Twilight fans (/haters),
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For the Female Trunk: A very plain looking girl wearing two left shoes.
For the Male Trunk: A pale guy with a shirt that says 'PERFECT' all over it. Along with...BODY GLITTER.
Let's not forget skimpy honeymoon lingerie, now.
I did not want to think that.
In exchange, based upon the Pink Rhinoceros Principle, I will give you a mental image YOU do not want.
THE OLD WIZARD CROSSDRESSING IN HIS UNDIES AND RPING ON A YAOI SITE.
<p>THE OLD WIZARD CROSSDRESSING IN HIS UNDIES AND RPING ON A YAOI SITE.
Why would I not want that mental image? Pft. I'm afraid you'll have to be more creative.
In the meantime, HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD NUDE SPARKLEY MEN. That's what's in store for ten-year-old Twilight readers, via Breaking Dawn.
Ohay by the way, mind if I stick that quote in my signature? People deserve to laugh more.
HAH.
Nice description <3
Is that supposed to be Breaking Dawn? :p
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<p>Nice description <3</p>
<p>Is that supposed to be Breaking Dawn? :p
No. You people have to stop taking such direct examples from the books.
Time-wise. What's the opposite of twilight? Daybreak. There. Genius.
Well see if she's dating a werewolf obviously, the trunk would need to have the clothes exploding off of him in tatters... and a shoe zinging off behind.
And hers would have their mutant half werewolf baby scratching it's way out of her stomach... ripped open and a snout poking out.
collecting 
Pie is my hero for drawing this, srsly. XD SEQUELS PLZ?? ❤️
Nope, he&;s called Alphonse, makes windchime noises when hit by silver items, and he&;ll be played by Raphael Wadmountain.
fjdks epic win right there. XD
: Because WEREWOLVES DON'T SPARKLE. /caps ......Obviously. XD
Haha! Good one! I have to win that prize now.. o.o
I hate twilight. this looks better then it. xD
ROFL oh that's awesome X;D I've been up all night and this actually made me giggle out loud!
I noticed that book a few days ago lol I like twilight but i'm not OMG overlyobsessed with it. I read it because it was the only thing around when we were out of power. I don't care for the sparkle sparkle lol
honestly, i think the book is dumb.
give me the real stuff-Bram Stoker's Dracula any day. :D
LOL, that's pretty hilarious. In a way, Twilight IS about werewolves. And twilight werewolves > twilight vampires ;DD
I think I&;d slap someone if we got a full on Daybreak trunk..... :/
For the Female Trunk: A very plain looking girl wearing two left shoes.
For the Male Trunk: A pale guy with a shirt that says 'PERFECT' all over it. Along with...BODY GLITTER. Very plain. I wouldn't get it. Even if I liked twilight -_-
LOL. MUST GET. ;3;
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