I was driving yesterday to Burger King on my way home from piano lessons. This guy in the other lane was trying to make a left turn into BK, and he looked like he had been sitting there for a while. My dad says: Hey, why don't you let that guy-- Me: Nope, sorry. speeds into Burger King parking lot And the guy pulls in behind me. Dad: Oh, great, if we hurry, maybe we can get in front of him in line, too. Then my dad bursts into laughter XD

Honestly, it was funnier than it sounds XD

What are some funny driving stories you have?

Watching as a hotshot speeds up to go two carlengths ahead of us and have to stop because of a redlight.

It was quite amusing.

My mom drives like a maniac. Also, whenever a small animal darts in front of the car (which happens a lot in Maine), she hits the brake so hard I fly forward and slam into the back of the front seat.

Grandma: Are you trying to kill us?!! Mom: I didn't want to hit the squirrel. ;_;

I don't drive. :/

That doesn't mean you can't have stories about other people driving :P

Hah, I can't say that I've had any funny things like that happen since I can't drive.

Hmmm well my dad doesn't trust my driving. I think personally I'm a good driver but he refuses to go with me. But this could be since at stop lights I don't go until I see the other person start going first XD.

GreatXD One time I'm driving Mom and Maddy (maddy ish me half-sister) and Mom says that Hell ish me driving and Maddy's smelly feetXD

I can't drive. D| But, me and my friend did sink into the seats of a school bus, so people outside couldn't see us. Then we'd slam our hands against the window, it looked like we were being raped or something. xD We were sure that it looked really fake, untill the lady behind us dialed 911. :|

AHAHAHAHAHA 8'D That made me lol hard :D

Aaand I don't have any interesting driving stories to share D|

Oh my god XDDDD I would've pissed myself!

No one has any driving stories? You people are lame :( Totally kidding ;)

One time I was driving and I hit an owl

I got out and was like holyshitholyshit because at the time I was all vegan and super animal friendly and the owl was laying there and looked at me, and was like holyshit and got up and flew away all zig-zaggey

Thats about it.

I almost hit a baby bear once too

I...am not a good driver.

So I was on my way home from a cast party and my friend, who was driving, decided to go road turtle dodging. So we did that for a little while and then when we did stop we saw our friend in another car going the other direction. We did a full on u-turn OVER the curb and chased him for a while until he pulled over. We talked for a minute and right in the middle of the conversation my friend who was driving pulls out, her boyfriend (in the passenger seat) closes the door as we leave, and we just...drive away.

It was really funny.

I can't drive.

The only thing I have is my aunt, who's constantly putting up middle fingers and curse words at other drivers. Even when I visited her when I was 7.

She even has a Wall of Shame where she records licenses plates and puts them on a chart for speeding through the stoplight on her block. :D :D :D

my grandma got out of a speeding ticket because she told the policeman she was listening to the rosary. it was awesome.