I got to public school. Yep. Anywhozer, there's this girl in my biology class, Vicky, fourth period of the day. She looks like a normal potato-shaped girl until you notice her arms. Her arms. They're coated in this thick gorilla-hair mass. D: Her arms. The arm hair is thicker than what 95% of the guys at the school have. She also has side burns that would make Elvis jealous.

ALSO! There's this one kid, I dunno his name, but he's a freshman. He's sorta tubby, and he always carries of them large lunchboxes. His shirts are always sleeveless. Not too bad, right? NOT UNTIL YOU NOTICE THE SKIN ON HIS ARMS, DEAR JEHOSHAPHAT! It's like a crocodile. D: He also pronounces 'fail' as 'flail.'

So my fellow CCers, are there any strange/freaky/potato-shaped people at your school/workplace?

Two of my friends have really hairy arms. When their arms brush against me for any reason, a shiver goes down my spine. ;-;

We're talking like possible toupee material hur. THEY DO NOT COMPARE!

Does extreme body odor count as strange? I don't freaking know but there's a kid in the hallway who smells like a butthole who I always get stuck behind. My eyes are red and watery by the time I get to my 7th period class.

there's this girl at my school who always wears a raccoon tail and ears. she's so annoying too. she's in my chemistry class, i used to sit next to her (i dont anymore thank god) but she was always asking me to look at her fugly yaoi drawings.

god she only talks to me because one time i was drinking this japanese soda stuff and now she's always like "DESU DESU~!~" around me. ugh gtfo.

she also eats mayo straight out of the packets from the cafeteria. BARF.

ugh and she's one of those people who claim to have a sixth sense oooohh spooky.

I've been there before. :( Foods, last semester. This kid in front of me was a wankster. He neverrrrrrr wore deodorant. I would have to deal the smell of kaka for an hour and a half. T_T IN A FOODS CLASS! I wanted to eat quiche, not sniff fecal/armpit matter.

I had a girl like that in my creative fashions (aka sewing) class. I felt bad for the Chinese foreign exchange student that was in there because she never left her alone. She would ask the ES about asian music and crap and the ES would just give her a look like 'wtf are you talkin?' So glad she graduated..

there's this lolthug guy who goes to my school and he looks like he ate two other people and they're trapped in his disgusting body mass D: i saw him walking the other day and i was wondering what kind of stuff got stuck all up in his flab, toys, food, small children.

LMFAO smelling like a butthole. that made me LOL.

but there's this one REALLY annoying sophomore named catherine and she would sit there and talk like nobody's business and annoys the shit out of everyone she's in the room with. she wears these weird like, blue flannel t-shirts and these dog hair encrusted black sweat pants and she's fat and OBSESSED with anime. (sry 2 say but she is.)

anyways we were taking this one survey thing in class and she would NOT stop talking so i was like, ''catherine, can you please be quiet for like, 5 minutes?'' and she just looked at me all @ and said, ''if you can't tell i have a problem with talking.'' and i was like, ''...obviously.'' so everyone laughed at her.

and then she's talking to this girl about her online boyfriend from this one RPG anime site and how he ''took her to the top of her favorite mountain and asked her out but he's only in 8th grade'' and blah blah blah.

and then walked in the classroom one time going, ''I COULDN'T FIND THE DAMN THING!'' i was laughing so hard.

AND THEN one time she called her dad during class and got off the phone and like skipped over to her friend and was like, ''my dad said i have to go home after school before i can come over because i have to fucking empty the dishwasher.'' and she said it so loud when everyone was quiet and we were all like ''... o_o;''

THE END.

There is this one guy, Travis, who I'm pretty sure has some kind of mental disability, but anyways.. He has a HUGE round stomach. It's one of those fat stomach's that look really firm while under a shirt but jiggle freely when cut loose from clothing. And like..there is no fat anywhere else on the torso, just in the front stomach area. None on the back or sides. Also, he always has his chin pressing against his neck, giving him some double chin action. AND he has a dirty kid mustache. You know the one where it's just a few upper lip hairs?

Okay so story time.

One day I'm standing in line for lunch minding my own business and Travis is standing behind me. At this point, I really don't care..BUT THEN he moves forward and puts his BELLY RIGHT AGAINST MY BACK and started to like grunt and mumble to himself. His stomach fit perfectly with the curve of my back too, like a puzzle piece.

I move forward a little bit trying to escape the belly but it just kept coming back...thank god i was close to getting my lunch.

Now whenever i see Travis inching closer to some unsuspecting victim, I refer to it as getting "bellied"

/story

Uggh, yes.

Kay. So there are a few.

FIRST There's this girl in my chemistry class. And she smells like she never washes her... haa-haa. The only reason I guess that is because a stanky stink whooshes out whenever she even cracks open her legs. Or maybe it's just sweat in her fat rolls. IDK. Anywho, whenever we work in labs she always wants to work with me and Sam. Bleh. But we don't really want to be mean to her. She seems kinda... immature. Not in the annoying way, but the kinda little-kid way.

Next~ I swear this girl stalks a friend of mine. Me and Mahagony(my friend) were walking to class, when outta no-where this girl just taps the heck outta her shoulder. And does this creepy laugh. And runs off. It was her stalker. (The girl's name is Susan) I think Susan thinks that they're friends. I don't know why. Mahagony never talks back to her. Or anything. And I have no idea how it even started. Susan just kinda started talking to her... and then wouldn't leave her alone. But Susan is one of those people you feel bad for. Sorta. I don't think she had any friends... maybe like, one or two. She's really not /that/ bad to be around. I mean, she doesn't smell or anything. It's just creepy how she's always around Mahagony.

Last... A girl, Chrissy, never ever brushed her hair. It was like a rat's nest. And she didn't shave her armpits. I know because near the end of the school year she wear tank tops. And just ew... She was also overweight. And wore short skirts. And forgot, often, that when wearing a skirt, you HAVE to keep your legs closed. D;SF;DKLSJF.

This girl in my cooking class. She's really, really stupid. I think she might have a mental issue or something. And she thinks she's the smartest, prettiest, best human being on the planet. Cooking calls for lots of groups of three, and she's always leftover, so she always goes with me and my friend, and UGHAJSFGHAD. Get over yourself, please. You're an idiot, and you have no right to tell me I'm wrong when I know, and the teacher knows, that I'm right. Screw off. :(

not really no. they're all dickheads.

however there is one interesting young man in my english class.

That would make me not want to eat lunch after that. I would have elbowed him in the gut if he did that to me

The only weird person I can think of is this guy. First off, I go to a community college, so there are people of all different ages there. Theres is this one guy, he looks like he is in his mid to late 30s, walks around in a black leather jacket, white tee shirt, black sweat pants, and his sunglasses. He could be standing in the elevator with his sunglasses on. He also uses one of those huge wheelie backpacks and a huge lunch bag that looks like it could carry enough food for a small village in Africa to cross Sahara. He also smells like cat pee. He also stares at me all the time. And by me, I mean my chest. I was sitting in the computer lab one day, and he was sitting at the other side of the room just staring at my boobs. Another time, we were standing in the elevator, and he was staring at my boobs again and my ex-boyfriend, who happens to be a security guard there, was standing behind us and was watching this guy stare and me and finally says, "they sure are nice, aren't they?" The guy got all flustered and mumbled something and looked straight ahead, but I could still tell he was looking at my chest through the corner of his eyes

One time a girl at lunch was eating a chicken sandwich... then all of a sudden she started hysterically crying. The whole school would of heard her. I asked her what was wrong and she said that she's never eating chicken again because she's afraid of killing out the chicken population. I had to stop myself from cracking up since she was so upset about it haha.

Shes afraid of killing off the chicken population? Tell her that there are more chickens than there are people in Delaware (southern Delaware is full of chicken farms) But I guess if you were to tell her that, that would require you to talk to her

I did tell her something along those lines but she still insisted that if she kept eating chicken that there would be none left soon.

One our final day presentations she wore a lace top.. completely see-through with no bra on. It was quite disturbing. Especially since it was a Christian school.

DITTO.

I also have kids with terrible BO at my school. :[

There was a kid in my lunch period during my senior year that was shaped exactly like a triangle. No joke. Like, his head was kinda small, and his body kinda went out like a triangle, and then somehow magically stopped somewhere around his thighs and just went straight down. We called him Triangle Boy. It was a daily thing between our table to point him out to each other... fun stuff.

Man I could go on for hours and hours about strange people at work. Most people tell me to shut up after the first 10 minutes though. XD