About a month ago my sister and her daughter moved back in. Her daughter is 4 1/2. Today she came running to me saying "Auntie Auntie! You have big boobies" I laughed so hard I almost cried.

Has a child, either one related to you or one you babysit, ever said something completely random and funny like that? Or just worded something funny?

aw, that's so cute, ha.

my aunt is a nurse so she's taught her daughter anatomy words since she was little. she's 7 now but i remember when she was a little girl my aunt would always be like,

''analiese, who's proud of their estrogen?'' and she would go, ''mee!''

and one time she jammed her finger in the door and goes, ''ouch! my phalanges!''

When I volunteered for a camp, I had a 5 year old lift up her arm and point to her armpit, and go "My mommy says that when I become a lady I'll get hair here."

Oh, I died laughing XD

That is the cutest thing I have read in a long long time. I want to be a nurse and teach my kids that. ):

I remember that when my brother and I were little, he used to go up to random people, point to his belly button and say 'This is my belly button' and then he would walk off to tell someone else. x'D

Heh, my step-cousin couldn't pronounce 'duck' for ages... he kept saying fuck xD So funny, in public he'd be like "Mummy where's my rubber fuck?" Haa

Lol i love the phalanges one.

I used to babysit my cousins all the time (they're like 8 now and get all red in the face when i bring this up) and I remember when we were walking around the mall my cousin Abbie looked at me and giggled and then pointed to an abercrombie sign and said "Sarah do you think he is hott?? I think he is hott. I want to date him" I was laughing the whole time.

When my son was hmmm i think around 2or 3he had to worst time with the letter t we took him to a santa clause parade. As per usuall in our city they start it off with the fire trucks lights, sirens the whole shaboom. Well from up on his daddys shouders comes this excited little voice just a shouting and bouncing up and down* daddy daddy look fire fuck daddy, fire fuck* omg talk about embrassed. but everyone around us just chuckled and thought it was cute lol

LOL!! Beware of those pesky teenagers!

oh, the classic fire fuck incidents. how cute is that?

My brother was very influential as a small child.

I will never forget this:

He was about two or three, my cousin and I were around eight or nine.

We were in church, sitting on the high balcony, and below us, there were screaming babies. My cousin and I whispered in Michael's ear.

He leans over the balcony and shouts at the top of his lungs: SHUSHUP BABIES!

We almost died laughing XD It was too cute at the same time.

One time at the mall me and a couple girlfriends found this little lost girl by the elevator. She tagged along with us for a few minutes, then we ran into her mother. She thanked us for locating her kid, then turned to leave. The little girl yanked her hand out of her mom's and immediately latched onto one of my friends, who happened to have her hair cut really short at the time.

Little girl: "NOOOO, MOM! I wanna stay with him! My friend: ... |D;

Also, here's another story of something that I did when I was little. Aunt: Ohh, how cute! I haven't seen you since you were thiiiiiis big! -leans down to kiss me- Me: -four or five- You have funny eyebrows. What's wrong with your eyebrows? Aunt: (draws them on) ... Uncle: OMGLOL

OMGLOLSOCUTE X3

My little 4 year old cousin picks lots of things up from my aunt and grandfather xDD Once, my gramps was cursing at the dogs, and said "God damn dogs!" in front of my cousin. My cousin then shouts, at the top of his lungs, "GOD DAMN DOGS! GOOOD DAAAMN DOOOGS!" My grampa and I almost died from laughing xDD Then, another time, he yelled at my aunt (his mum) to "turn on the fucking lights". o________o; I bet he got that from his dad. xD

I was changing into my bathing suit with my little cousin since we were about to go swimming, and my dad was downstairs.

So my little cousin proceeded to go downstairs and ask my dad, "Why does Taylor have such big boobies!?" And then my dad, of course, answers with, "Uh, you'll have to ask aunt June." xD

My 2 year-old nephew is hilarious. c:

Recently, he was over for a visit, and I hugged my mom. He proceeded to scream, "NO YOU CAN HUG GRANMA!" I asked him why, and he answered, "Because Granma is my best friend."

He also likes to call his mom by her first name. xD

Can't remember anything else funny he's said at the moment. >:C I fail sometimes.

my family told me that one time when i was about four or so we went on vacation and since we had a huge van we would drive everywhere. so i guess there was something smelly in the back seat and i did the whole fan in front of your face thing and then go, ''sniff sniff somebody cwapped!''

one of my friends cousin came up to me and said that i had 'backfat' hahha, im only 105lbs.

My little sister once called goose bumps, duck pimples. Unfortunately she saw the reaction she got and continued to say for the next ten years just for attention.