The laser completly bypasses your pet and goes straight for your items! It transforms your Item Hunters Monocle into a Cube!

How is that even POSSIBLE! o_O

It has always done that, attacking minions or inventory items

Wait, it can attack attached minions?

After all this time of zapping Swastikah, I've never seen that done!

Yeps, it can turn them into mutant items, and slime!

Whoa...I should have learned this before! Thanks!