LOLZ, YOUR NAME. I HAZ IT.

Sorry, it's rare that I find someone else with the same name so when I do see someone it's like O:!

I always have awkward moments but none that I can remember at the moment. ;P

Oh god. When my old friend, Tom, was still working with me, my borther came through his cash because store policy says we can't serve family and so on.

Anyway, after my brother leaves, Tom (who is about as straight as a circle) tunrs to me and this conversation happens.

Tom: 'My god, he was hot. I'm fuck him in a second.'

Me: '...that was my brother...'

-moment of silence-

Tom: 'I'm gonna go on break now...'

-_-

We couldn't make eye contact for the rest of the night without laughing.

At least she understood though, and didn't take offense to it. :P Then it would have been a real OH SHIT moment.

LOL.

This reminds me of Christmas. All of my cousins pile into the car and blast the radio while we go out and look at lights. Well, we were all messing around and laughing when 'Pocket Full Of Sunshine' comes on and I decide to sing it at the top of my lungs at the next verse. so I go -gaspbreathe- "TAKE MEEEEEE~!" and my voice cracks and I start laughing HARD, because someone did something funny. Then I realized what I said and laughed even harder.

Anyway. I always laugh when I think about it. I'm sure no one else thought twice about it, but I still find it freaking hilarious. :P

My boyfriend and i were sitting together at lunch one day and there weren't enough chairs so i sat in his lap. Well my friend looks over from across the table and says " OMG! Jade u look like the enzyte guy from the chubby santa commercial "

I fell off his lap and i could'nt look him with a straight face for a week. My poor boyfriend.

We went on a watersports day and my friend's brother works there. He teaches sailing and our group were doing the sailing and me, my friend (whose brother worked there) and a different friend were in a boat together. Then my different friend said, "Wow! He's fit as. I'd totally do him." My friend then said really awkwardly, "Uh... that's my brother."

He's straight and married. Got a kid, too. :p

I'm sure I could try, though.

Me: HOOK UP WITH DIZ CHICK!

Matt: ...wtfgtfosrsly...

(On a side note, yay! I has hit 4000 posts!)