Jokes.(Not for littlies)
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If you have sex 365 times a yr and you melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would you call it? a fuckin goodyear!
Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. NO, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex.
You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier.
X-D i got them off a friend
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My innocence is lost. ):
sorry i feel bad.. caution this post contains traces of sarcasm. =3
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