My dad. I love him.

But sometimes he's just... urgh XD

I'll ask him a question, something along the lines of: How does the stock market work?

And he'll answer me with this:

Well... it's a lot like torque. Everybody talks about it, but no one knows what it is.

Well, damn, Dad, that was an EXCELLENT answer!

Now every time I ask him a question like that, he'll say that, and I'll be like, 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT TORQUE ISSSSS'

And then I saw 'torque' in a Pokemon game, and I felt really stupid lol :(

What are some of the things your parents do that make you laugh AND piss you off at the same time?

... Now I want to look up 'torque'. Damn you.D:

Haha torque what o_o And the only thing i can think of that's kinda like torque in pokemon is torkoal lol xD

It's a long story.

I was playing the game and I beat this one trainer on a bike, and he said: Wow, you have awesome torque!

And I didn't know what it was and I felt like an idiot XD

Lmfao, if someone asks me 'Do you have the time?' I just say 'Yes' and walk away XD

My dad most of the time is not listening what i'm saying, and that's very annoying. Tough he usually acts sweet. x3

It's a force that makes things rotate. Give him a long dictionary definition of torque next time he says that.

My dad is weird as hell. But I can be too, so I guess it works out in some incredibly dysfunctional sort of way.

my dad knows of all historical and geographical trivia EVER. He's very clever, a child genius grown up a chemistry professor. You get it.

Only he's taken that Sherlock Holmes thing, only learn what you need to learn to excel, too much to his heart :P He does not know any phone number except our home phone. He does not know the pin code to the ATM, can not tie a tie, doesn't know what shirt size he is, can not send a text message with his phone...

But he is one of the absolutely smartest people I know.

My dad has lame puns for everything. I can't remember one, but they're really cheesy and horrible. XD

Wow...that's a great answerO.o

Me parents don't reply in puns.

When my dad stands next to me and farts and then says he's ''blowing me kisses''.

Pisses me off because it's disgusting, but damn is it funny.

The first two are pretty bad, but a man who doesn't know how to tie a tie?XD Dude. Wow. I can understand the last one though...

My dad doesn't really say anything weird like that... Nothing that I can think of at least.

What? xD I know plenty of men that don't know how to tie a tie. That's why in movies you always see the men do it wrong and the girl ends up fixing the tie for them. :B

Sounds like something mine would do XD

Damn straight