So, I check my e-mail and I get this message from Gaia Online:

Says Tora Rakuda: ''Hi,[my name] I would really like to talk to you some time. Will you come to visit us this summer? I really miss you. I love the orientil stuff now just like you. My user name is even Tiger Camel in japanese! I love you, your half sis''

It's a Friend Request from my eldest little sister. I almost CRIED when I read it. So I go look at her profile...

She's a hardcore Twilight preteen fan, a super Japanophile, and types with five billion emoticons.

Pretty much everything I loathe is taking the form of my little sister. ;-; weeps

:( I'm sorry to hear that you're not doing so well. hug

Oh my, I'm really sorry about that. It would extremely suck if my brothers formed into that kind of person, but they are already Star War nerds... and Narutards.... so good luck with her! :3

Hah, my sister liked Twilight until i told her how crap i thought it was. She idolises me xD Not really, but anyway. And when i've read her texts occasionally, she uses so much chatspeak it's embarrassing >.<; Same with on the internet.

I hate all that too, but I think that maybe she's better than she sounds online? Who knows. Just try talking to her /outside/ of the internet.

I lol'd. Hard.

Good luck with that? ;D

XD Yes, I'm hoping she'll get rid of her obsession soon. I'd love to go over and teach her the ways of amazing literature, by she lives in Wyoming, and I live in California D:

You know what you need to do? Bring her an Anne Rice book. Or at least send her one. XD

and her cheeks will burn with shame as she reminisces. Save her!

...Send her a nice good book you like. To increase probability for her to read it, make it one written by a japanese author :P

japanophile=friend of japan, right? :P

Oooh, tsk tsk. Shame on her.

Send her a box filled with good books. With a bowtie on top.

So you know what you have to do now, right? Visit her and set her straight! Sounds to me she's in desperate need of some elderly-sister guidance.