What are some insults you've made up on your own or have heard from other people?

My dad has: Slap dick Diesel Dick Dick fuck Ass fuck and a bunch more

I have: Fucktard Lametard Turd mouth and more that I can't remember.

Douchenozzle is a personal favourite.

My mum uses "Imbo" for Imbecile. And me and a friend of mine use various ways of saying 'motherfucker' to address each other...for example: "Maternal fornicator". I can't remember the rest...

Yeah, I know :P

I made up a phrase in my school, in about eighth grade: What the crap? And I got made fun of for using it.

Then lo and behold, a year later, everyone's using it, claiming THEY invented it.

Oh, and dicknugget. Dipshit rolls off the tongue too, but it's not original.

I also use dick licker XD

That's why it's such an effective swear word - it is so repulsive to many people :)

I thought of another one...my older brother came up with "Wankstain"...or at least he used it before it became more widespread lol.

I say stupid ass (:

^ I say that a lot. Mainly to my brother.

Don't forget the amazing Shit-for-brains

Failbag. Fail + douchebag = failbag.

Omg I need a life. Anyway, I use that for my brother.

Bop - cocksucker (long story) Assbag Dickface

I also use unclefucker a lot because of South Park.

Anusmuffin -- Anus + Muffin. It's like calling someone a piece of shit. Bitchmuffin -- ...I could just use bitch but where would be the fun? Dogfuckingwhoreface -- Only one person gets called this, but she deserves it. (what can I say? My sis-in-law is a whore.)

My brother's friend calls people "poopturds" ????

WHAT'S WRONG WITH CHOO? ahem, basically. xD Sadly, I don't really like to swear people out.

Smote There is a story behind it. XD I found it in a book, the author wrote smote (past tense of smite), and I was reading the prologue to my friend over the phone, and we decided it sounded like an insult. Actually, we thought it sounded more like a racial slur. We both started using it, and some other people actually did too. It made us laugh.

Every day, instead of a simple "hey what's up?" me and my (online)friend greet each other in insults. Here are just the FEW that i remember right now:

turd burglar (one of our favorites...once had a 1 to 2 hour conversation on what EXACTLY a turd burglar was) sac greaseball sleazyass ball licker slum slim skuzz

the list goes on

I usually just say 'Fuck-Up' ^_^; Lame, I know.

LMFAO

someone in another board mentioned douche canoe awhile back. i started saying douche canoe at school because of that and now everyone says it.

bitch tits fart knocker (i dont use this one i hate it)

take any curse word (shit, fuck, bitch, ass) and pair it with a body part (tits, dick, ass) and you have instant insults.

I say poophead most of the time.