Retarded? Probably not. Lazy? Probably.
My cat does all of those things and she's just a lazy fatty. o_o
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cats prefer the term mentally handicapped ok gosh ur so rude

I meant I have never met a cat that wakes up when someone walks by.
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Our cat Sugar ate a poisoned mouse, and he has brain damage from it. So he's kind of retarded... but we still love him.
Retarded animals make me lol ^_^ My aunt has a cat that is like.. deaf, or something, and really stupid. He's fun to play with.
Oh! wipes brow Phew! Gee, I thought my cat Bob was retarded. But now, reading your list, he only does TWO of the five things you listed. Phew, that's a relief. ...oh, right, about your cat. I don't think he's retarded, just really really ignorant. bob, on the other hand, is just really ignorant. ^^ Err, good luck, mon.
My friend has a cat named Retard
Maybe your cat's deaf
Asperger's is a mental illness, not a retardation. :/ There's a difference.
Ha! My kitty Snarf is half like this, he runs into walls, he does run when he hears food though, but then again he'll sit there and try to eat his litter. Yup, cat's are just crazy in general, I don't know if I'd call it retarded, but I would call it mental :P.
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Sounds like my dog xD But if it's that much of a concern, go to a vet.
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Aww he's not retarded...just eccentric! :) Love your eccentric kitty!
But yeah, my cat is dog friendly as well, it's rare but it happens, our old cat was the same. Also she doesn't wake up when we walk by all the time. Why would she? she's asleep, would you wake up from just the sound of someone walking by? Walking by isn't that loud. And my cat does sometimes try to get her tail. Your cat isn't retarded it's just unusually friendly for a cat. That or my cat is also retarded and I don't appreciate you calling my cat retarded.
This made me sad. ]:
Poor kitty.
All my cats are retarded in different ways. The kitten runs around like she has taken a hit of crack. And she runs into the glass door. That is funny LOL
Also, Aspergers is disorder and affects people in social situations. They don't know how to deal with people, so it makes them socially awkward.