my computer is going soooo absofuckinglutely slow today. it takes literally 10 minutes to load a youtube video and if i don't let it buffer before i play it i get:

'cuz i'm... sailing on... a... bo...at... (...'s = buffering time in case u didnt no lol!!1!!!)

i want to kill it. do your computers ever SUCK big weiner?

When I first turn my computer on it installs updates or w/e and it goes stoneee ageee slow for like 5 mins. Makes it hard to do a quick check of internet junk when I'm in a hurry.

Ooohhhmygod, you have No idea. ;---; (I'm sorry for you though. D:)

My AINCENT MACASURUS is so freaking old, It can't download anything from this century (I might actually be serious. .__.) I can't access any messengers, Games, anything. It freezes everytime I try and do anything concerning flash, I can;t watch more than a minute of YouTube videos, and It takes me DAYS to finish a project on photoshop that would take me hours on a regular one.

Mean, mean freezy mac. ;--;

Augh, my brother's obsessed with that music video.

One time he played it really loudly in my ear and started laughing about how T--Pain was gonna do a mermaid. D:

I'm sorry your computer's so slow. I don't feel your pain since my shiny new Mac is faster than Flash from Justice League.

My old computer was like that. It was a piece of crap.

Other than a wee internet blip the other day, my computer and internet are pretty damn fast. :)

Mine's really slow today, too >:| Not cool, XP, not cool.

But YouTube's always slow for me, no matter what computer I'm on -_-;

Mine does that for about 10 seconds when the Macafee decides it's time to remind me that my subscription is out.

Strangely though, it only does it when I'm playing WoW at the same time.

Edit:

edited for a spelling error.

Right now, the only site going slow for me is Subeta. :o

I thought it was my computer but I guess not.

: XP sucks. I use Vista, and that sucks too. Windows, why must you torture your consumers this way? I may never see a day where I can watch a full Youtube video without it doing the buffering garbage. :(

I know. Vista sucks more, though :x

But apparently I have to wait two years when I go to college to buy a Mac.

I'm sad :(

Damn you, Bill Gates! Damn you to Hell! :(

the lonely island = sexy muthafuckas.

Depends which computer I'm on. Vista = Crazy slow! Mac = Awesomely quick (it does sometimes lag though.) :)

Me old laptop (the one from the school) took 5-15 minutes to just start up.

Wait, are we allowed to swear on Subeta?

Rad!

Mine is hella slow because it has the Virtumonde Trojan that all of my anti-virus programmes can only detect, not destroy. Some don't even detect it. And I'm NOT a computer genius. I have no fucking clue how to get rid of it.

LOL 2300+ posts and you JUST figured that out? XD

what the fuck gave you that idea grassfairy?

I googled how to remove it. There are a ton of sites that tell you how. :o

As much as I hate Windows Vista, it never lags. It's fuckin' fast as hell, I've never had such quick use of my internet, and it's never crashed my computer. Then again, I also dropped the $500 it was to get the premium package, so I guess I got what I paid for. Vista has yet to fuck me over on this laptop. -knocks on wood-

I had a Mac laptop for about two weeks (it was a Christmas present), but the thing was so fucking slow that I gave up and returned it for an HP.

yeah.

Our Computer started out like a dream. And we've had it for... Maybe a year and a half, two years max?

Some days I can get youtube videos to load in, what, 2 minutes? And then there's some days when it'll take... AGES.

And that's the point at which I say, ''Screw it, I'm going on subeta.''