I'VE DECIDED! 8D I'm going with the Darkmatter Magnus.

"Dark Matter Potion" Price 4,000,000

I can manage that quite easily. Thankyou everyone!

Yes, that huge purple poisonous Pokémon that crushes the bones of victims. How friendly. xD

The lab just turned him into this:

So...MAKEOVER. NOW. QQ

I need a colour, species and Treasure Chest design, suggest a minion if you want. X3

Looking for something large and vicious...

For all you clueless readers:

Appearence: Google image it. XD

Pokémon Silver: "Its tail is thick and powerful. If it binds an enemy, it can snap the victim's spine quite easily."

Pokémon Ruby: "Nidoking's thick tail packs enormously destructive power. With one swing, it can topple a metal transmission tower. Once this Pokémon goes on a rampage, there is no stopping it."

Currently Considered:

Yikes. oO

Hide me. QQ

I like the Poisonous style... :D He's got the horns, claws, spiked tail, colouring, and not insanely priced... :D I'm all for this one right now.

I immediately thought of:

You might need a custom overlay to make it look perfect, though. ;)

Also a Magnus may do well:

I'm all for the Bloodred right now oO I love Nidokings xD

I have to agree with the Lilac Magnus, but if you wanted a more expensive color, try the Darkmatter Magnus.

Make him a BLUE overlay. Shiny Nidoking is so much better than the poopy purple. ;)

Hmm, I like it oO But Nidoking lacks wings. X( I'm looking for something bulkly with mass plating, and a spiked back. XD

I'd go with this.

I don't know why, but it looks like a Nidoking to me. ._.