Well, you know why you’re here, so read on if you’re interested. Be warned, there’s a crapload of text.

It’s been ages since I was really interested in roleplaying, but I’m ready to get back on the horse and try it again now that my life is a bit more back in order.

To start out, let me tell you a little about myself so we don’t have to be shy.

I am Ariawyre, Evvy, or Kelsey, whichever one you prefer. Feel free to call me such, and if a new nickname is needed, go ahead and make one up (VonDork is not an option, however). My life isn’t 100% computer, so be warned that me being offline for two or three days is normal a few times a month. Like normal teenagers, I have school and I have a job, so please do not be alarmed if I am not on 24/7. Also, I’m starting exams and am attending a summer course. I enjoy reading and writing very much, and I adore movies and all the plots they contain. Trust me, ask me about most roleplay topics based on movies, and I’ll know about it. I’m a bit quirky, and really enjoy chatting. Feel free to talk to me in OoC, because I’d love to hear about your day and what’s going on in your world. I won’t bite. I pinky-swear.

Now, on to business!

I only roleplay over Email (unless you’re nice about asking via sMail), so please don’t ask me about anything else. If we do have a roleplay, I ask you do not add me to your MSN contacts without asking me first. It makes me furious when people go ahead and assume I won’t mind.

I don’t think I need to post ‘rules’, for lack of a better word (because I think we all have a basic idea of what I want), but I need to say this:

I am not what you call ‘advanced’ (in the sense I don’t write a novella per post), so please don’t contact me if you’re expecting me to be. I’m what you would call literate, and my posts are normally one-to-three paragraphs (real, honest paragraphs that are not one-liners) long on average. I will not spend any of that time talking about the colour and texture of a persons socks. Should you send me posts that makes my eyes bleed out of my skull, please don’t ask why I haven’t replied. I’m probably blind.

So, to be blunt, I don’t want to sit through a page that describes exactly what brand of toenail polish your character is wearing. However, long INTROS are fine with me, but again, let’s keep it reasonable. I have intros that can be 1-3 pages in length, depending on how many characters I’m playing, and if I have a plot to explain. So, bottom-line. I’’m here to roleplay, not to write a book with you.

I have several plot ideas if you ask me.

And just to make sure we’re on the same page...

I like characters to be realistic. This being said, most of my own characters tend to be much more normal. I am not afraid to have a character with addictions or who’s prone to violence. On the flip side, I also have characters who might come from business families, or who are spoiled, and others that are perfectly mundane. From the lowliest street-boy to the snobbiest wannabe, I play them all. When I hear the ‘beautiful blonde girl who everyone loves because her breasts are bigger than her head’ or the ‘depressed guy in black who’s going to off himself on Friday because no one loves him or his Bulgarian-meets-Mexican screamo band’, I stop reading right there, because I know where the roleplay’s going, and frankly, I don’t like it. Also...

I DOUBLE.

I ask you do the same. It’s not that I don’t mind playing male or female but most of my characters work in pairs, and I enjoy playing both genders, as well as having two different personalities to work with. I will not accept any of this ‘I only play female’ bullcrap, though I can be proded into playing a single gender if we have more than roleplay going on. But to be clear, slash is fine for anyone who's wondering. Both genders (I’m best at FxF), but this does not apply to all roleplays. It’s also not my strength, and not my biggest interest with the exception of a few genres.

I have no limits. I will respect yours if you let me know. If I step outside your comfort zone, please tell me so I can bake you muffins to make up for the mental damage I may have done.

And finally...

If you become uninterested, need a break, are going away, or want to switch things up, please tell me. I will do the same.

I’ll stop annoying you now and get onto what you probably came for.

THE ROLEPLAYS I’m only going to post what I’m in the mood for, though I will do almost anything else if you ask me. Vampires get their own spot because there’s so many different genres and pairings. Anything marked with * means I have a plot idea.

ONWARD!

Books/Movies/Shows

• Harry Potter (any era)
• Blood Ties
• True Blood
• Valiant/Tithe/Ironside
• Underworld (any era) *
• Repo! The Genetic Opera

Pairings

• Master x Slave (any era, fantasy or non) *
• Teacher x Student *
• Prince/Princess x Commoner/Knight (fantasy or non) *
• Assassin x Victim/Assassin (any era, fantasy or non)
• Angel x Demon (any era, fantasy or non) *
• Pirate x Pirate/Stowaway/Hostage *
• Teen x Failed Musician
• Fan x Celebrity (however, I do not expect real celebrities to be used) *
• Mortal x Mythical Creature (any era)

Vampires (NOTE: I will NOT do Twilight unless you give me a good reason to) These can take place in any era.

• Vampire x Vampire
• Vampire x Angel/Demon
• Vampire x Werewolf
• Vampire x Vampire Lord *
• Vampire x Mortal
• Vampire x Vampire Hunter *
• Vampire Hunter x Fledgling
• Mortal Slave sold to Vampire Lord
• Fledgling Vampire being trained by Vampire *

Other Genres

• Arranged Marriage
• Abusive Relationship
• Boarding School (gifted or non)
• Highschool
• Medieval (fantasy or non)
• Victorian

I Will Not Roleplay

• Twilight
• Anime
• Anthro/Animal

Please post here or contact me to arrange something.

I’ll give you cookies if you do.

-sits and waits-

Would you be interested in a mortal x demon roleplay?

Very much so, yes. :)

Cool. ^^ My email is [email protected], if you'd like to go ahead and contact me. I have a little bit of a plot idea, and we can get stuff sorted out over email. ^^

I'll contact you right away!