ha! that mental image made me giggle...pimpin' wiz
You know, I still get a giggle out of it though...then sometimes think "pervy wiz!"
The best things I got, and got them rather recently too: +
I just about jumped out of my seat...and now I can't sell them. >.<

I thought it was common knowledge that Wizzy really isn't into girls.
xD so true
RE: "got old 5 yrs ago" and "so true".
Okay, so it's old for the players that have been hearing it for several years...but it's going to keep coming around with new players coming on all the time, so I guess you have to deal with it or ignore it. Personally, hearing this take on it reminded me of an old movie, where 2 science geek kids 'create' their 'perfect woman'. Totally ridiculous and yet funny at times. :)