What's the stupidest, most avoidable thing that's ever happened to you?

For example, one time I was in my mum's study and I was really bored so I tried to see how far I could walk on my knees, holding my feet behind me (uhh, hard to explain?) and I fell on my music stand that was partially deconstructed to I managed to slice open a part of my neck. Anyways, there were people in the hall and there weren't any band aids in the room and I had to walk outside the room and my mum was like "what the..?" and we didn't have bandaids in the house so I had to run to the pharmacy and my neck was bleeding the whole time and people were staring at me. Big facepalm moment.

I jumped off the top of the basement staircase after watching Tomb Raider...

nice. i was trying too see how many cartwheels i could do in my yard and i rammed into or gate..

I was walking to our storage closet at my job and I was trying to open the door. Well I didn't stop walking so I ran into it. xD

I try to jump off a ladder, trip in one of the spaces in between the steps, and fall on my face with the ladder on top of me.

Plus, I spilled the contents of a vanilla pudding cup on my bedroom door and people thought it looked like... something else.

I just laughed so hard at that. God.

And um. One time I was watching Jackass and it made me feel like pulling a prank on someone. So I barricaded my dad in the basement with a chair propped under the doorknob. Long story short: He literally broke the door down and we had to get a new one. ):

Dumbest idea ever. I'm never playing practical jokes in this house again.

Once I was working at the barn with the other stable hand as usual. He's gorgeous and we flirt around a lot. It was really hot out and we were sweating a lot and our clothes were all messed up from working. We'd also been lying in the hay some and were covered in it. We walked into the office and apparently there's some big meeting going on. Everyone turns to look at us and it goes dead silent.

Apparently we looked like we had just had sex in the hay pile. So awkward.

He just walked right back out the door while I tried and failed to look normal.

I was running around near the stare,got to close,and ended up falling down the stairs. I was watching some movie/show with flying people,so i tied a blanket around my neck,went on the bed and jumped off trying to fly but the blanket got caught on something so i ended up falling face first onto the floor. And possibly many more things....yes,yes i am crazy.

Just yelling and being sarcastic at my mom when I clearly know that she is going to yell and get very angry with me.

I started skipping around in my grandparent's garage (with closed eyes), until I procceeded to skip into a partially opened door, fell over, and hit the refrigerator~

Mike and I were fooling around in his van (we were moving his stuff and we started throwing stuff, not... that type of fooling around) when I got this idea to sit back on my knees and throw one of the stuffed animals at him. I forgot I was right on the edge...

And fell ass first into a mud puddle.

Well, I did something really, really stupid once. -_- I was like, 5, and my mom and I went shopping to the supermarket, and they brouhgt our stuff in a wierd cart (?). So, I hung to the back and it fell on my face. Well, luckily I didn't break my head, I only had squares in my face for a week, and lots and lots of pain. :c

I was working as a prep-cook at an Italian bistro a year ago. My boss was gone for the night so we were messing around in the kitchen. The salad chef and I made Mr. Bill out of pizza dough and put him in the oven. He had JUST gotten finished and we were in the process of scooping him out when guess who walks in--our BOSS D:

OH NOOOOOOOoooooo!

lol @ Gorecore

When I was about four years old, I went to the grocery store with my dad. We got one of those carts with the bottoms you can put things on (Those were actually new then, we were pretty out of the loop modernization wise) and after begging madly my dad let me ride there. We had just arrived at the meat counter when I saw a ladybug on the ground. Naturally I reached out to pick it up but I missed and instead a cart wheel ran over my thumb. Somehow the only thing that got messed up was my thumbnail, which was half way ripped off. The lady behind the counter gave me a band aid and that was all until my grandpa insisted on ripping off the rest of the nail so it could regrow. Even at four I felt really stupid.

What's worse is that now I work at that exact same store and the lady in the meat department that gave me the band aid is still there. I think she remembers it also, because sometimes she gives me these little "I know what you did" smiles.

lmao @ mistakes xD I have no stories that I can think of right now :c

I have several moments like that. -, __ -,

For example, I once walked into the kitchen around noon, which is any sane, non-insomniac person's 3 am for me. There was one other person in the room; my brother. So I crack a joke with him while opening a cabinet, but as I finish the joke, I forget what I had gone in the room for. See Revii turn, see Revii walk...

... right into the cabinet she just opened. See Revii not only continue walking, but stop, turn, and stare nonchalantly at the swinging cabinet door as she tries to play it off like she didn't just open a cabinet and walk into it.

Then, I was once talking to the deaf librarian at my school, and got the jolly ol' idea to try and exit the library while saying goodbye. But see, I was being nice, so I kept my head turned toward her, moving my mouth slower so she could read my lips easier.

Until my 'seeya later!' turned into 'seey-BANG' as I ran into the closed glass door, as opposed to leaving through the open one right next to it.

It echoed in the hallway. And everyone from grades 6-8 staaaaaared, until finally one of my teachers just patted me on the back, shook his head, and said "Pretty sure you're supposed to open those things".

klutz.

Getting After-Bite in my mouth. I used to love the stuff, I guess I still do. Getting a bug bite wasn't too bad imo because then I had a reason to use it. Sometimes I'd even put it in cuts, I was a weird kid.

Anyway, one day I decided to use it for whatever reason, while one the phone. I realize I could have rested the phone between my ear and shoulder, even put my friend on hold. But I didn't, instead I unscrewed the top with my mouth, ending up with a bunch in my mouth. At first I was pissed off because it tasted horrible, then I felt as though my gums were being eaten away. It hurt, and I have no idea why I was so stupid.

I tried to kick a soccer ball into the goal after it was already pretty much in....tripped, and fractured my arm.

But I did score a goal. :D

There was this seesaw, right? And I was a kid, right? Yeah well, as far as I can remember I have ALWAYS been afraid of heights. And the girl on the other side wouldn't stop and let me off the damn thing. So I jumped. Landed four feet down in mulch. No big deal, right? WRONG! I broke my right arm so bad there was a lump were the bone tried to come through the skin, and I still have nerve damage and loss of feeling in it.