so, they're talking about sexual predators and whatnot, and this emochick, zoey, is there with her mum.

they just evaluated the whole zoey-gets-visited-by-a-25-year-old and dr. phil is all:

HE COULD'VE STABBED PUPPIES AN HOUR BEFORE GETTING THERE. HE COULD'VE RAPED THREE NUNS!

i mean, seriously? is this what you're saying to keep 16-year-olds from fucking 25-year-olds?

good lawd LOL

share lol-worthy moments pls :v

i interpreted that as "THINK OF THE PUPPIES AND NUNS THEY SUFFERED TOO :(:(:(:("

depending on the tone he was speaking in of course, so i don't know whether it was sympathy or whatever thing that nutjob does.

he was like. preaching to her. flailing with his arms and all.

THINK ABOUT IT! HE COULD'VE STABBED PUPPIES etc etc etc. lolol it was hilarious 'k :( :( :(

i don't know, maybe he was hot /shrug

i wouldn't know, actually :B

maybe not, but i'm just saying maybe that's why a 16-year-old as interested in a 25-year-old?

Dr. Phil is a fake, I mean, I could be Dr. Phil if I tried. Or maybe if I got a brain.

I was watching this episode on youtube about the most anorexic girl "in the world". It was so sad. She was even afraid that water would make her gain weight, and for a while she wouldn't bathe. :(

sounds like a solid argument~

freakishhhh o___o

Honestly with 18 year old bimbos hooking up with 81 year old millionaires to get some money, that doesn't seem that bad.

dr phil is great. the ppl there will always suck, and phil knows this. hyes awesome!

I know very hot 25 year old guys ^_^

And yess, Dr Phil has hilarious comments :P

ok IM 16 and that is so not right!

Ya some 15 yr old are HAWT! but like i would never be interested in em.

Besides its disgusting.

I find it impossible to take Dr. Phil seriously. He's a nutcase as far as I'm concerned. xD

O.O It's not that huge of an age gap sighs and people

Though saying that he might have killed puppies to keep them from doing stuff... XD that's just funny. I probably would have laughed.

Dr. Phil is awesome. He's the King of Quacks! All he ever does is point out the obvious, and I love it when he does that insane preachy over-exaggerated shit. I can't believe anyone who goes on his show is actually seeking help, or they'd go to a real doctor. They just want to be on TV :P

I love his hypocrisy ^-^ The fact that he thinks he can school married couples, sending them to boot camp and whatnot when he has severe marriage problems himself (maybe even divorced now? I don't follow) is hilarious. I think most of his guests' problems could be solved by a half-witted child, to be entirely honest =|

[edit] EDIT: to clear up - I think he's probably a very nice man and all, but I don't believe he knows what he's talking about. =/

He is the perfect example of 'The blind leading the blind.'

one of my best friends is 16 and her boyfriend is 22

close enough, but really, he's the sweetest boy i've ever met and a complete gentleman to her.

in this case, the 25 y/o may just wanted to get into her pants but that doesnt make every 25 year old male sick and twisted.

AGE AINT NUTHIN BUT A NUMBA

Ohhh Dr. Phil... he's influenced my mother so much. Ever since he had that episode on "sexting" if I walk in the door with my cell phone I'm bombarded with questions like:

"Are you sexting?" "Is anyone try to sext you?" "Do you take pictures of yourself naked?!" "Let me see your inbox!!!"

Like holy fuck woman, calm down. I don't even know anyone who "sexts". :/

Dr. Phil amuses the hell out of me. :B

Dr. Phil is the funniest man EVER. I watch that show just for laughs.

Anyone hear about his wife leaving him? I cracked up.

16 and 25 isn't really that bad. I'm 18 and this guy is 24 and... Nevermind.