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Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
Sahi
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I just found this MOST excellent description for a washing machine, the guy did such a good job with it, his washing machine sold for a nice $5160.

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So cc, have you seen any brilliant online auction descriptions lately?

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
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Adderall
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Selling to pay for my counseling.
xD

I can't decide what made me laugh harder, the description of the washer itself, or the pictures of the dinosaurs the seller made. :D

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
Sahi
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Oh I know, it was fab, my nanna was pissing herself laughing as I read it out to her. A little imagination goes a long way lol

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
whale
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Adakias

THAT WAS BRILLIANT. i literally laughed out loud at the whole porthole thing. that was so awesome.

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
Sahi
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Lol, glad I could find something to bring a smile to a few people. Seriously, I should sell some of my junk with awesome descriptions.

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
Yer a wizard
Wolfmyth
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Haneul

My word...that's just...I dunno...funny?

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
RAGE
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I should use his strategy to sell things.

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
Gravity_653
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The drawings of the dinosaurs and the picture of the washing machine with a saddle on it just made the whole thing ten times funnier. XD

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
justin_576
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I would +1 him if I could and if he cared. :( I hope that five grand goes to something good. Like another washer.

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Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
Kali_818
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Hilarious XD I love that so much! I've seen a lot of funny things, but this is just... epic xD

Lovely Artwork by <3

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
Sahi
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Glad you enjoyed it :D

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
Divine
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Eivander

Holy f-ing crap that was epic XDD

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
Gorecore
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A cleverly marketed washing machine, no lie. I should look into these tactics ;P Did you see some of the comments?

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Q. Is it possible that this washing machine is so scary it would make Chuck Norris crap his pants?
A: Chuck Norris cant crap his pants, the pants evaporate at the sound of the first squeak.

Cleared by staff. Too tall.

Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
SPARKLE_106
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That is amazing XD

And the answers to some of the comments just made me giggle insanely

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Question: Why are you even doing the washing? Don&;t you have a wife?
Answer: Well I DID...I didn&;t bring that up as I didn&;t want to put buyers off. I&;m afraid it took her too. It&;s ok though at least she still has the iron.



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Jun 19, 2009 16 years ago
Rodeo
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LOL. The Q&A under all that is even funnier. (x

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