I took my sister and myself out to get some ice cream, so we were driving back home and we got to this 3 way intersection. My road leads to a dead end so you can either turn left or right, I was turning left. Well there was this guy putting down the road I was going to be turning onto so I decide to go ahead and make my turn, he signals super late (I can't stand when people signal AT the turn and not BEFORE it..) so he honks at me since I cut him off (I swear, he looked so much further away!).

I get pissed off and flip him off then start running off to my sister about how I can't stand people who don't understand the right of way. It wasn't until I got home that I realized..I had a stop sign. [For those unfamiliar with the rules of the road, if you're at a stop sign, everyone else who doesn't have a stop sign has the right of way before you] HOW THE CRAP DO I MISS THAT?

Might as well call me stumpy since I clearly had no leg to stand on when I remembered that detail. :x

Have you had any embarrassing public moments that you didn't recognize until after the incident?

Oh yes. You know when you're in a store sometimes and that have that "CAUTION. WET FLOOR" sign set out? Well usually I ignore it because it's never wet anymore by the time I get to the store. Moving on, I had my arms full of groceries and I was in quite a rush... and I bet you can all guess what happened next.

Slipped. Everything went flying. Landed on a box of eggs. I was mortified.

Everyone stopped all of a sudden and just stared. Then finally an older woman approached me as I was quickly trying to cover up the mess and pick everything up. "Dear, it said "Wet floor". Even I saw it. I think you need to get your eyes checked!" she said. I never came back to that supermarket after that day. I'm so shamed now for telling others about it. >.<

How about turning the wrong way onto a one way street and wonder why everyone else is honking at you.

i don't drive yet so i can't say i have. :(

but one time this douche flipped me off and then he started laughing about it... and all i did was look at him when he drove by.

TALK ABOUT POOPHEADS.

What a douche. :o

I just made the local teens look like a bunch of poopheads. :(

one time i was at a cross walk and i kinda spaced out, haha :P finally a van honked like a million times and i snapped out of it and thought he was honking at me cause the light turned to the little walking man (signifying i could walk across) so i RAN into the middle of the street into oncoming traffic. the sign was still the red hand.

ummm ooops.

what an old hag sht. Did anyone at least try to help you? D:

I was playing volleyball in PE and I punched myself in the face so hard I got a bloody nose.

Whoops.

Nothing while I was driving, but when we went to Europe my dad made us look like SUCH retards. He drove us down a bike lane once in Germany, and went the wrong way on a one way street and ended up playing chicken with a bus in the Netherlands. Thank god our car had a French license plate so no one could peg us as American tourists. :D

ya well it asnt me who was driving, it was my ex. we were in drivers ed and he was swerving (not a good driver. i thought i was gonna die) and this guy flew past my ex, honking and giving him the finger. i felt so bad for him.

i flipped a guy off on the highway because he was like tailgaiting me WHILE I had a horse trailer on the back