I'll start.

Just then, my cat, sitting on the top level of his scratching post was looking up and eyeing my cupboard and waggling his little bum. He then proceeds to make his attempt at leaping across the room, over a TABLE, and landing on the top EDGE of the cupboard door - which is about 4cm wide, and about 2 1/2 metres off the ground. He lands it, I'm impressed, and I shout "GO EDGAR! :O" and he gets a fright, falls off, and rips 6 posters on his way down.

Now you go.

My cat Selena is so cute. :)

She mews yelps/screams every time someone sneezes.

Last night my dad woke up and sneezed, and Selena was still half asleep but she bobbed her head and mewed really loud. Then she just fell back asleep. She's so adorable! :P ❤

Once my little dog Hanna went through my trash can in my room when I wasn't looking, and ate a banana peel. A whole peel. Later when she wouldn't eat breakfast she barfed it up, in one piece! And she was a puppy at the time, so it took up her whole stomach.

And with my outdoor cat, Kira, she was being all cute by rubbing her back on my front steps, then she fell onto the one under her! She just looked at me like, "I mean to do that."

And another time, Kira tried to go under the... about four inch gap under my outside stair railing, and she got stuck! She did pop out after a few seconds, but it was to funny!

I used to have a cat named Skidmarks who loved dogs.

Whenever our dog, Roxie, was lying on the bed, Skid would jump up and settle down near her. Then she'd ever so slowly reach out a paw and place it on Roxie. She'd just keep it on the poor dog, start purring, and go to sleep. All the while Roxie would just look up at you like "GET HER OFF, SHE'S TOUCHING MEEEE :(."

Then there's the fact that Skid's back legs moved faster than her front legs, so when she would run, her body was sideways.

And she didn't know how to meow. Skid would open her mouth, and just sort of sit there with it open for a couple seconds before you'd hear a "ehk" sound.

We still make fun of that cat. XD

My dog, a tiny shitzhu-chihuahua cross, is afraid of everything. A week or two after we first got her (she was 6 months old at the time) she had yet to adapt to our family members. My little sister simply walked up the stairs as our dog walked past....and the dog screamed. Literally SCREAMED. Like a little kid. XD Don't you love how pets manage to surprise us?

Just the other day I let my cat outside because he wouldnt stop meowing at the door. It was nice outside so I decided to sit outside and sun bathe for a while. Just as i lay out on the front lawn my cat found a HUGE spider in the shrubbery and it got stuck to his face. He obviously didnt like it because he started backing up like he was trying to get away and twitching around trying to throw it off. Apparantly he didnt see our in ground pool behind him because all i heard was a SPLOOSH and then saw a very upset and soaking wet kitty running for the door.

I have two cats and one of them loves to jump on people's heads from high places.

The other day I didn't know she was on top of the fridge. I was getting something to drink and I heard this scratching so I looked up, but it was too late. SMACK... right onto my face! Luckily she didn't use claws

My Pem. Corgi Nugget can catch a ball in his mouth if you throw it to him. Well one day my boyfriend threw it too high and he fell right on his back trying to catch it. It was really funny because his whole body went rigid and he just fell over like a tree or something.

My other dog Neely is a bull terrier. Well because of her head she has HORRIBLE depth perception. I went to take the trash out and I usually let her walk with me, because she wont run off. I closed the glass door and 20 seconds later I hear this really loud bang. She had ran full speed into the door trying to catch up with me lol.