Heh, your requirements sounds like what our cult is all about. Distracted from Reality, if you are older than 16 years I think you should join us. We are a relaxed cults full of adults, many moms who enjoy talking about everything. We have both contests and activities. Chat speak is rarely been seen. If you wish to see our advertisement forum just
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If you are 21 or over then look no further. We have a wide variety of ages, interests, and locales so you're sure to find common ground. Once you join ASP you will find a fun, caring, friendly, supportive group of people who will treat you like family.:)
ASP loves to have fun with HA contests, daily trivia, hangman, and numerous other games. We also have an offsite forum for chatting, pics, graphics and such.
Click the banner for preview. We would love to have you so hope to see you there.:)