this morning, i woke up because i could hear my grandma bitchin' about not being able to eat doughnuts anymore. and i was like "wait something isn't right" so i reach up to my nose and it's all WET. and my hand is all bloody. i try to get to the bathroom but opening a door is hard when your hands are bloodstained and you don't want to get the knob all smeary. anyways i get to the bathoom and my face is COVERED in blood. it was dripping down my face. it looked beautiful.

later, i got another one because i accidently ruptured the same nostril by rubbing too hard. it was smaller and not quite as beautiful :(

so sup, how often do you get bloody noses? do you enjoy them like me? do you like to watch the blood drip down your face and then lick it off your lips??? IS THIS WEIRD OF ME :(!!!

When I was younger I used to get nosebleeds like every other day.

Now my nose is... tougher... or something. And I only get them like twice a year. (thank god).

If I get them now, I just snort the blood into the sink. It's really kinda pretty. I left it there once (the sink covered in blood) to scare my dad. He shit himself.

I'm so immature sometimes. ):

EDIT: I lick the blood up too if I can. Like off my lips. I like how it tastes.

WHAT THAT IS DEFINITELY WEIRD TONGUE AND BLOOD NO.

When I was 6 or so I'd get them, but I think a lot of kids do? Normally when I hear about adults with nosebleeds I want to tell them to lay off the white powda.

I don't know how I get them, but I just do out of nowhere. I will wake up in the middle of the night to a nosebleed, or simply by walking around doing nothing to cause a nosebleed. It probably has something to do with my blood pressure. I might get one a month on average, give or take.

yeah, blood tastes fucking great (i guess in small does because probably drinking like a whole glass of it would be gross)

i think there are worse things my tongue could be involved with.

white powder, pfft. i have some in my coffee but i don't abuse it gf.

But a glass of it just sounds awful. Haha.

I've never had a nosebleed before...my nose blood vessels be STROONG. HURRGGHH.

I imagine sneezing fit with a nosebleed would be even more beautiful ;D

Nosebleeds are why I love winter, no allergies to magically make blood out from my nose. XD

it would be like paint splatter art, in all red. ❤

i blew my nose and it was all snoty red. it looked like alive :(

dude once i read this weird story (i read weird shit don't ask.) about this kid who fell in love with some other kid who had all these weird fetishes, he found a video of the kid eating dog food and then picking his nose until it bled.

I THINK I CAN RELATE TO THE KID.

I have never ever had a bloody nose! And I'm glad, because blood freaks me out. My brother, on the other hand, gets them all the time. And my boyfriend gave him the lovely idea to collect the blood in a cup and let it coagulate, so he always tries to do that. :(

I have a nosebleed fetish. Yes, I enjoy them. P:

I pretty much only get them when I am sleeping, and the one time my brother broke my nose.

You made me think of that picture of Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

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I used to get them every so often. Now I get them randomly because of my allergies.

i don't really have a fetish for nose bleeds, just blood in general. it's tasty and smells nice, like pennies. i almost typed penis w/e just thinking about those too much i guess.

i probably looked a lot like Andrew W.K sup because i looked stoned/half asleep and it was all drippy like that.

I watch the blood drip, but I don't lick it off o.o'

I don't enjoy them. Even the slightest nosebleed (which happens about once a week, more if it's dry) makes me lightheaded and gives me a migraine =(

I remember being woken up by my 100+ lb German Shepherd stepping on the side of my nose and causing a MASSIVE nosebleed. The stain is still in my mattress =(

Never had a nose bleed before. I just don't get it, how do people get them so often? The only nosebleed I ever saw was in grade 3 during French story time when all of a sudden this guy's nose started bleeding like running tap. Like out of no where. I just don't get it. :l

boy, I got a nose bleed back in Wisconsin when I was little. I think I could have been in 3rd grade...? That grade was a bad grade for me...

That was like my worse nose bleed. I had to go to the nurse. And then I think I was sent home.

I hate when I get nose bleeds. Think I get a few bleeds now because I am not drinking that much water...? ...Hmm...

I actually had terrible nose bleeds. I would do something like a slight touching of my nose, and I would just start gushing like a water fountain. Mine were always bad. My dog actually hit me in my nose once, and I just started gushing blood. I...think I've gotten the used to the taste of blood due to the fact I would swallow so much of it from having terrible nose bleeds all the time. My one in school had everyone running away from me like I was a plague carrier. I told my friend to get my sister and he basically started screaming like a girl. I had my nose cauterized though so I wouldn't have such terrible nose bleeds because it would be bleeding every week because it basically would do that, at least two or three every week. I also wouldn't think anything is wrong or weird about you actually.

Aww I feel left out Ive never had a nosebleed before.

I got a nose bleed a few weeks ago. I woke up and it felt like I had a dog hair up my nose, so I went to wipe it out and my nose started gushing blood. It was really random. I very rarely get nose bleeds