i think i just had one trying to understand your post.

QFT.

I saw a guy that looked exactly like I think Jesus would look. It was weird. :(

I wasn't offended by this comment, more touched, but it was still WTF worthy.

My best friend and I were on the school bus going home, with my cousin sat in the opposite seats.

I was zoning out and noticed they were having a convo and I misheard something, and was like "-insert whatever it is that I'd misseard-??", and then they were lol'ing at me (I'm the type of person who is unintentionally funny).

Anyways, my cousin then says something like "Amy, you're so funny. I wish I had you on Sky+ so I could record the things you say and rewind."

It was like...Okayyyy, but afterwards I realized it was a compliment P:

...I think. Or she was teasing me about my ditzyness. Idk.

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Every Sextastic Tuesday story on DistortedView is a lolwtf for me. Three to six solid minutes of lolwtf, to be exact! C; There was a story about a guy fucking a bowl of cheerios xD

I was walking down the road in my school uniform when I was in school [I've left now, it was a while ago] and some woman [I think she was high] screamed out the window of a car "What're you wearing?!" And I was like "A school uniform, wouldn't expect you to know what that is though, dumb bitch." And then she rolled the window up and drove away. I stood there loling for the longest time ever, bitch got owned.

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Same here. D:

One time on the streets I saw this 70 year old man wearing only boxers with a boom box on his shoulder. xD

I..had difficulty understanding that O.o

Anyways, was at a convention last weekend, saw a guy cosplaying as Mario sticking out the top of a car waving his arms all over the place. Wearing overalls. ..it was pretty awesome.

yeah...

When I was in Washington D.C. about a year ago, I was walking around and this guy in probably his 80s comes jogging down the sidewalk in this skin tight one-piece workout suit thing.

D: Eeeeh...

All of my friends are underaged and I was the only sober one so I drove them all back to our campus. For an absolute bullshit reason, I got pulled over by the cops. When the cop came to the window and took all of our IDs, he looked at my friend Deator and asked her, "Are you Deaton?" To which she replied, "Yes ma'am." The cop was a guy. fml.

I was walking with my twin sister, and an old man stumbles closer to us and says, "I like the tall, long one!"

I walked a little faster, since it was a little creepy.

An insect flew into the light fixture in the dining room in my house, except it got too hot and burnt to death, and now the whole downstairs of the house has filled with a horrible burning smell :(

Sometime around a year ago, I was driving in my neighborhood. This was in the middle of the afternoon. I passed a naked, middle-aged guy jogging. ... Lovely.

Just a bit ago I was outside in my backyard playing with my cousin Isaac and my three doggies. Suddenly this kid walks past the front of my house, past it, then walks alongside of my house. So I was like "Uhh what are you doing?" and looking at him oddly. He walked alongside our fence while our dogs were barking at him. So I put my two smaller dogs inside and told my cousin Isaac to go inside because I don't trust people in my neighborhood. Then when I went to get Bandit, who was following the kid and still barking, the kid started going "ruff ruff" to Bandit. It weirded me out a bit. o_0

The other day my boyfriend and I went too the lake in his best friends neighbored. His friend kinda lives in a shattwyyy neighborhood. So at the lake literally everybody was black except for my boyfrind, his friend, myself and some random white skinhead guy with a giant Swastika tattooed on his chest and nobody seemed offended..

Wow, the posts on this thread are hilarious.

The most recent would be I saw a squirrel jump a bird in mid-air :P. It was pretty freakin amazing.

On Tuesday when I was in multimedia, I put my head down on my desk and put my jacket's hoodie over my head.

When I got back up one of my socks was there.

I ended up laughing so much, I cried, which really doesn't happen often. Oh God.