So, I have been MIA for a while, and i come back to a place where you can get your face cleaned? Can someone explain how you become Islander or Pirate? Or whatever it is, and why I would need a face cleaning?

All of those were part of the last Restock War instead of being Calvin Blackmoon and Sebastian Phoenix we were Islanders and Pirates

For the facecleaning it was for the face painting if you had it

Ah, gotcha. Thanks!