This r99 item plopped into my inventory after an encounter with Lizard Minions. It says in the description: "I wonder what THIS does?"

Does it do anything? There's no notes on this item in Subetahq or Subetalodge.

Not that I can tell. Looks like any other plushie. You can play with it with one of your pets or you can put it into your plushie collection.

NOPE :) its a plushie; it can't do everything ;)