After I created Discord, I consulted my fellow bronies and the general consensus was that I should turn him into an experiment pet. Specifically, this one:

So I've been zapping him for roughly a week now and all of the sudden:

WIN! So much WIN! :D

Oh how awesome, congratulations on getting that experiment. It's really cool and goes well with the name. C: Hurrah!

Congrats that's one of my favourite experiment pets. I had one too a while back =)

Thanks! I always thought the pet had an interesting design and now I actually have a use for it. ^_^

That was fast! Whee! :D

I know! I was sure I'd be zapping him for at least a year. :P

Wow, what a lucky zap. It fits the name so well! Grats c:

Thank you. ^_^

Pinging as well, since she's been helping me with his TC.

:D Yaaay! Feels good when the Zapper gives you just what you've been wanting!