I don't think it is supposed to be a minion, similar to how some stuff in Get Mugged and The Bake Stop isn't food and how some stuff in Book Nook isn't readable.
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Buying discounted Kumos items and intelligence boosters.
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The Dirty Minion Litter Box, as well as the Clean Minion Litter Box (both sold in the Minion Market), are just toys.