Good evening! I'm Titania McGee with Channel 5 News, your BEST source for up to date information.

Tribal leader, High Priest Kahaleitzli, recently agreed to issue a statement to us regarding the final offering that has created such a stir.

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It&;s a spiritual offering. I&;m not sure how I can explain it more clearly to outsiders, who appear to be so faithless. If your guardian, Shinwa, required the assistance of a citizen to ensure that you remained protected from the evils of this world, would you resist her?


Regardless, this has drawn out so long, and the stars are beginning to come out of alignment. We have very little time left to complete the offering, and it certainly can&;t be completed while the pirate riffraff defile the area. I implore those loyal to the Islands to end it, either through victory or submission.


As our window of time gets smaller and smaller, I can see the seas already becoming more turbulent, and understand that it is my responsibility to make things right. I urge everyone to seek shelter as soon as possible.

What could be the meaning of this cryptic message? Channel 5 will continue to watch this story as it develops.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by vessel
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If Merana KILLS US ALL I know who I'm blaming.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jacket_683
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;"> Just think of this, pirates: if the islands get sunk by the tsunami, WHERE WILL WE ALL VEND?

Good thing I don't vend, or need any more Hydrus pets.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NovaAva
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Just think of this, pirates: if the islands get sunk by the tsunami, WHERE WILL WE ALL VEND?

Unless you had Tche's mad vending skills, OD was the worst vending machine of them all.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jenni
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Holy crap. -hides under table-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Oooh, this is getting exciting...heheh surf the tsunami waves

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aquabreeze
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I think this has something to do with all the new Hydrus pets.

Islanders ftw!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Extract
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fight, fight, fight.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by nier
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">All I see when I read the High Priest's statement is "Warning! Challenger Approaching!" and an image of Merana's silhouette.
that would be sweet. PIRATES WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Asmodeus
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Probably Merana getting pissed off that she's not getting her 'sacrifice'? Although if she isn't the deity/god/whatever that the Islanders are worshiping, I bet she'd be pissed off anyways, people scuffling and beating each other to death so near her residence.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Florrosada12
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This is horrible!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by HARE_611
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This is getting exciting.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by paranoia
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SUBMISSION PLZ THX.

YER NOT GONNA WIN ANYWAYS.

PIRATE 4 LYFE.

GO BIG OR GO HOME.

GOOD NIGHT.

8D!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Drama
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Just think of this, pirates: if the islands get sunk by the tsunami, WHERE WILL WE ALL VEND?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by chinacat
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">we all gon' die.
This. XD Quote:
; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">buys umbrella
And this.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NovaAva
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All I see when I read the High Priest's statement is "Warning! Challenger Approaching!" and an image of Merana's silhouette.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Unsub
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Islanders may just have to submit---the pirates are going to win this, hands (or paws) down.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by IceMistress
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I'm going to go surf when the tsunami comes. 8D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Spritey
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Since none have said it yet: "GIVE ME VICTORY OR GIVE ME DEATH"...of the pirates, that is! ;D We Islanders shall never submit!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Islanders know voodoo. We're gonna turn all the pirates into chickens and fry 'em up. Better start runnin'!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by agentboo
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EVERYONE TKE SHELTER IN SOME SHOP AND RESTOCK WHILE HIDING!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by POISONDROP
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It means pirates are kicking ass duh.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by RipfangDragon
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">If your guardian, Shinwa, required the assistance of a citizen to ensure that you remained protected from the evils of this world, would you resist her?
If it meant takin' the life o' a 'elpless person, I'd do what's right. Yer spiritual mumbo jumbo is not worth the life o' an intelligent bein'.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LizBlackDog
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CAN'T STOP TO READ THE NEWS, TOO BUSY BASHING PIRATE SCUM.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Daighnaulte
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Wtg Islanders!!.So proud i chose the side i wanted because of who they are and who we have !! Islander here

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nocturnal_144
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Seas could be turbulent from things such as hurricanes and tropical storms, too. Don't just expect a tsunami.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VALHALLA
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VicTORY, NOT SUBMISSION

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Arya_784
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Submission? You're kidding, right?

I'm going out in a blaze of glory

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kasamori66
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hahahahahahaha the islanders should just give up the pirates have it won

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dreamfox
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Wow ... cool lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Duchess_861
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scary....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by minno150
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doesn't actually care for Shinwa much

You know what would make me laugh so hard? If they made a tidal wave a BC opponent. Maybe us weaker people can fight the little waves. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by whale
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we all gon' die.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by WolfieWU
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The "assistance" of a citizen eh? Is this willing assistance? I bet not..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Moonbeam
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clings Jaxon's staff close to her side Hear that pirates? Leave these islands already!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mercy_796
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:O

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by happydorkgirl
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buys umbrella

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Falorie
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Wow 100 more people joined the pirates in the past hour :/

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by lighthawk
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Yeah, you rifraff Pirates, admit defeat already. Or you shal be our first live sacrifice to our gods.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by AeriaLure
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I'm going to stay in matlal's hut. c: He assures me the poop hut can withstand the strength of a tsunami 8D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by bounce
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I shall never give in! FIIIGHT ISLANDERS! FIGHT!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Phil_299
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Don't let your pride get the best of you, you fools! Just tap out! Throw in the towel, Rocky!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jacket_683
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"If your guardian, Shinwa, required the assistance of a citizen to ensure that you remained protected from the evils of this world, would you resist her?"

Sounds like good ol' human sacrifice to me. Think we Pirates were right, protecting the ladies.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aimee
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Go pirates!! I am so lame I need about 400 more points to be satisfied at a whopping 1000 points for the pirates off to battle

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Drama
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But I have no shelter to seek!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DarkPrinceIon
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O:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Ohh.. the plot thickens

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SeoRa
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i dun wanna dieeeeee

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by RegeneRegetta
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Hmmmmmmm.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ATrueHeart
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I'm Rsing as fast as I can.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by xoxoiloveme
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I say the Islanders choose submission.

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