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Tribal leader, High Priest Kahaleitzli, recently agreed to issue a statement to us regarding the final offering that has created such a stir.

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It&;s a spiritual offering. I&;m not sure how I can explain it more clearly to outsiders, who appear to be so faithless. If your guardian, Shinwa, required the assistance of a citizen to ensure that you remained protected from the evils of this world, would you resist her?


Regardless, this has drawn out so long, and the stars are beginning to come out of alignment. We have very little time left to complete the offering, and it certainly can&;t be completed while the pirate riffraff defile the area. I implore those loyal to the Islands to end it, either through victory or submission.


As our window of time gets smaller and smaller, I can see the seas already becoming more turbulent, and understand that it is my responsibility to make things right. I urge everyone to seek shelter as soon as possible.

What could be the meaning of this cryptic message? Channel 5 will continue to watch this story as it develops.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Hah! Even Kahaleitzli has hinted at the surrender of the Islanders!

The Pirates shan't stop! >

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Faun_171
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SUBMISSION.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

bring it on pirates

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kiruna
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Come on, Pirates!!! Let's make these scurvy-ridden Islanders walk the plank!!! XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Daighnaulte
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Posted by very_irish

Islanders know voodoo. We're gonna turn all the pirates into chickens and fry 'em up. Better start runnin'!!!!

LOL Made my reading worth it because you just never know!!

Go Islanders!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by AppleTea
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I mean like a real WATER based pet, made of H2O you know?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by moonstone
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i wonder if this citizen Kahaleitzli is refering to, to assist with the final offering, will be the islander with the most points...

shifty eyes at lin

i hope you brought your snorkle...!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by IceMistress
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We DO have a water based color though. Hydrus. xD They are little water-demons, lol.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by AppleTea
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CHAOS!! CHAOSSS!!!

lol, wouldn't it be cool if this ended in a new pet color o think of davy jone's crew in pirate of the caribbeans or some sort of sea/water based color since we have the glade color :O

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tonne
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Let's go islanders! Let's kick some pirate booty!!! We will never surrender x]

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

i am islander 100 % i will go down fighting all the way

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Moonbeam
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Keep it up Islanders! We're narrowing the gap!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Beccaisbomb
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O man whts up with the human sacrifice stuff.??

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Riori
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Fight Islanders! =D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Esperance
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islanders must be sore losers, begining with threats when the fun is just starting. We pirates should offer up Kahaleitzli to the "godess".

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lamb_774
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">If your guardian, Shinwa, required the assistance of a citizen to ensure that you remained protected from the evils of this world, would you resist her?

Would I resist? Yes.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Psychedelia
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Silly pirates. Don't be pissing off the elements. SEE WHAT HAPPENS. This is all YOUR fault.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Efferd
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I really don't know what the pirates are upset about, even if it is a human sacrifice, they don't have to worry since a citizen of exceptional character is chosen, which certainly won't be any of them ;P Nor outsiders I'd presume. But whatever, let's end this battle before anything bad happens.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by miz_gadget
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Islanders forever! No surrender!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Miette
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Yo Luxe

Whose side are you on? o.o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sopheroo
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Quote:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Unless you had Tche's mad vending skills, OD was the worst vending machine of them al

Even with my skills, I can tell you it's not profitable.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Luxe
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You guys don't battle often, do you? There is a tidal wave opponent! He's called Tide.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Relinquishable
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Fight, Islanders! Victory!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Scotch
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At least I've gathered together enough bowling balls and vacuums to build a sturdy home.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TracyH
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I do not know what the heck this all means.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by FLUX
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All these comments are full of win, I've been laughing my way down the whole page xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ColdDragon
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Sounds like Merana is coming for us all. I say bring it bitch my pet would love to see what ya got and hand it back to you. Just please have it happen soon so I can still use my hand to click to kill you.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MONSTER
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ARRRR. Just give it up you Islanders.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MONSTER
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ARRRR. Just give it up you Islanders.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Crucify_765
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Uh oh O.O I wonder what'll happen

Wait, shouldn't we get OFF the ship? xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by GoldiLocks
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VICTORY for Pirates Yargh! I think the Pirates need to create their own island like they did in Waterworld (the movie) so we can have our own vending machine and get rid of the islanders...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TJPanda
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Hmm I wonder, if the pirates win will there be a Island Festival next year? I'm doing what I can to help the Islanders but I think I'm close to my battle limit XD. Either way I'm sticking it out with the Islander team .

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by special_delivery
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GO ISLANDERS. LETS KICK SOME MAJOR A**.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mandark
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woah that sounds pretty bad.

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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">If Merana KILLS US ALL I know who I'm blaming.
lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Victory! :9

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Miette
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I'll tell you what it means! It means the pirates just need to get the hell out of here and let Kahaleitzli do the sacrifice before we all suffer! She has the complete loyalty of every hydrus pet and she controls the seas. We will all pay if that offering isn't made!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

GIVE IN ISLANDERS! Yarr, ye landlubbers w'll not be sacrificin' anyth'n.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NeverShoutAngie
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This is getting fun 8D stocks on umbrellas and stuff

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Slowerthanzero
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Wah! runs off to help the islanders to win if she can

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by znogirl
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And the Saggy (Subeta's equivalent of the Oscar) goes to...
High Priest Kahaleitzli! For his highly dramatic performance in the movie Subetaggedon! LOL
Y'all are so funny and creative!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by POISONDROP
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Well I mean if the Islanders claimed that they don't sacrifice humans in the first place then I don't see what the problem is. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY WAITING FOR?! D8<

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I knew my Y2K shelter would come in handy sometime 8D jumps in

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NovaAva
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Quote:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">...OD is actually my favorite vending machine. xD

Ah. Well, maybe I just have really rotten luck then. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kysnier
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, that's Calipso (sp?). She's the goddess of the sea that was locked in human form.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Drama
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Quote:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Unless you had Tche's mad vending skills, OD was the worst vending machine of them all.
...OD is actually my favorite vending machine. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kysnier
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Quote By saichotic:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">that would be sweet. PIRATES WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
GhostbustersXD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NOVELLA
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December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Senua
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">we all gon' die.

I second this. XD

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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">You know what would make me laugh so hard? If they made a tidal wave a BC opponent. Maybe us weaker people can fight the little waves. XD

And that as well. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by happilyeverafter
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Dun dun duhhh.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by paranoia
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The pirates have chosen to use a lifeline. We're calling the lady from Pirates of the Caribbean 3 that turns into a huge giant by combining a bunch of crabs.

THANKS!

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