Good evening! I'm Titania McGee with Channel 5 News, your BEST source for up to date information.

Tribal leader, High Priest Kahaleitzli, recently agreed to issue a statement to us regarding the final offering that has created such a stir.

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It&;s a spiritual offering. I&;m not sure how I can explain it more clearly to outsiders, who appear to be so faithless. If your guardian, Shinwa, required the assistance of a citizen to ensure that you remained protected from the evils of this world, would you resist her?


Regardless, this has drawn out so long, and the stars are beginning to come out of alignment. We have very little time left to complete the offering, and it certainly can&;t be completed while the pirate riffraff defile the area. I implore those loyal to the Islands to end it, either through victory or submission.


As our window of time gets smaller and smaller, I can see the seas already becoming more turbulent, and understand that it is my responsibility to make things right. I urge everyone to seek shelter as soon as possible.

What could be the meaning of this cryptic message? Channel 5 will continue to watch this story as it develops.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Blood sacrifice ._. Evil islanders.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Adored
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Can somebody explain what the heck all of this means? I don't understand what is going on.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by PaintedSavages
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is still pondering human sacrifices and has submitted a few names of her own as suggestions

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nostalgia_507
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Hmm, I say the pirates are the good guys, and the seas are probably signaling a hurricane or some common sea thing. Superstition and paranoia....and if there has to be a blood offering, just use an animal.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ceilidh
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...Really? Where are all the hot men!pirates? How am I supposed to get kidnapped and ravished if they're all /women/?! My nefarious plan! XD

...You may have a point on 'carrot' alone. But I refuse to give in.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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Oh yeah. And by the way, most pirates I've seen around are girls. :0

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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...Those five words actually sound pretty delectable. If the fourth one was alone, it'd be pretty boring though. :C

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Obsessed
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I knew the ISLANDERS were terrible!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ceilidh
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- Hey, lady!pirate. I got five words for ya: cream cheese and carrot cupcakes.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Allaconna
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Quote:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">I hope a couple thousand more people join the pirates.... yargh?

I hope so to! lol.

The funny thing is I have seen several Pirates with no scores under their trophy, but I haven't ran into any Islanders that didn't have a least 1 point.

So I want to thank those Pirates, for helping the Islanders by keeping your team's average down. =D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fail
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So you still want a sacrifice? I vote we take out a noob. By the way, most of us hate Shinwa so it doesn't matter.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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What are YOU talking about? XDDD Carrots are nasty.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ceilidh
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What are you talking about, ? Carrots are /delicious/ yumyums! XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Laurie
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While you're interviewing out there, Titania, would you try to find Temictzi? I would really love to know what his hangup is about that stupid carrot.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ralisnightmare
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Go Pirates!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Harold_Land
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islanders will prevail!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

FIGHT ON ISLANDERS!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Enigma
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IF we lose, we couldn't have lost to a better bunch of players and it has been an honor fighting against you guys! Thanks Keith and staff for such a fun event.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ceilidh
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...There /can/ be victory in submission.

...but I'd rather kick pirate booty

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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DarkFireFox

Yeah, I hope something big's coming up!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DarkFireFox
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Victory or submission for the islanders? Im with pirates, so i dont know. :/ I bet 'ya one more big part of the event is left.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dandelion_741
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I can't remember EVER participating in these events. What a mistake, this has been so fun =D I don't even care who wins anymore.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by POISONDROP
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Well of course the pirates had a jump of confidence after all that. I do admit that the Islanders did a fantastic job to catch up so as you can imagine being 15 points ahead makes us sigh in relief.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Threskiorn
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I hope a couple thousand more people join the pirates.... yargh?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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This has been one of the best events I've participated in. If anyone's noticed, by the way, it's actually been two events: The Omen Island Festival and the Restocking War. Fun, fun. |D

Subeta, you made my hand hurt! XDDD -shakes a fist at playfully-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bannings
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I didn't mean to raise a fight XD I'm just hinting at the sudden confidence the pirates have now that they're a safe 15 points ahead. No need to joke around with us that we have to surrender, we gave em a run for their money and deserve some respect. c:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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Cylum

Exactly. To me, this thing has all been one giant roleplay.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chook_865
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Keep it up Islanders.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by IceMistress
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I kinda want the Islanders to win. It'd be all cool and stuff. xD But I won't complain if my team wins ffft.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cylum
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Everybody, this doesnt need to become a real fight. Lets just play this out like we are supposed to and not go insulting each other. This is supposed to be fun.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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Correction: I'm not being snarky. Who knows what the other pirates think...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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Snow

Actually, we aren't being "snarky." Personally, I would love it if the pirates won, seeing as I am on that team. But personally, it would be a really neat comeback if the islanders win. Either way, I'm good.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bannings
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and by hours I meant a day ago

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bannings
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I love how snarky you pirates are being at winning BU wasn't so funny a few hours ago when we were four points behind. Shows you maturity level right there.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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(Hi Kittiocity and Hatori!)

Yes, agreed. SUBMISSIONNN.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mowmow16
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FIGHT ON ISLANDERS!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sasuke
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or that 'Avatar of the Sea' that was mentioned

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Laurrase
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Numbers don't lie deadheartsbeat. Take one look at that score. Regardless of the High Priest's statement, the /players/ are doing the real talking.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kittiocity
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SUBMISSION PLZ. |D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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Hare.

It could also be Merana.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by HARE_611
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OH I KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN Both Islanders and Pirates will have to join together because of a new threat- the Flo- um, i mean, Hydrus pets! (lol I was seriously about the type 'the Flood'. I need to stop playing Halo...)

Well, it's a theory anyway.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Apocalyptic
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LOL Islanders aren't more 'organized', Laurrase. Hinting towards surrenderingg I believe. ;]

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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Doesn't, I meant.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vaixation
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If Kahaleitzli is so darn concerned about ending it soon, why does HE just go sacrifice himself for this final "spiritual" offering instead of having one of us "outsiders" do it FOR him, hmmmm?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sasuke
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Wouldn't it be weird if there was a final opponent in which the Pirates and Islanders but aside their differences and had to fight together. (not that it would happen but just saying)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dews
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, everyone's gonna die

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Laurrase
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Considering that the Islanders are only 15 points behind while the Pirates have substantially more team members, I don't think Islanders /should/ surrender. After all, it looks to me like the Islanders are better organized with harder working members.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Blastoise
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woah

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by panda_cub29
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OK Islanders let kick some Pirate butt

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rennaku
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Ya scallywags deserve the black spot! Pirates, ahoy!

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